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标题: [转帖]How did I come into this world?（我是怎麼來到這世界的？） [打印本页]

作者: 炙手可熱 时间: 2006-6-1 09:42
标题: [转帖]How did I come into this world?（我是怎麼來到這世界的？）

Monday morning....need double espresso, and a joke to start with...: y; Y% o, m" P3 S- J, e: G) _4 n* U
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...; _ D1 \, F' E& |
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?" 8 P) @: S8 F1 a+ L9 w
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」6 e! ~, \% I' j+ N

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."" {8 ~0 b* z b6 y1 P. a( R# e1 r* w
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」 8 h9 A0 t. d& M4 N

"So why not today? Please!"3 z9 Q9 Q) j$ Q c# p
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」 ) X$ a, o5 q4 x, U

"OK, but listen carefully."0 E* h4 O7 O+ c, ^! ]
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」( @% `6 z+ Y& C

"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.+ n; S% P8 J$ q, I( J8 Q
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識， : e$ p( O+ \2 H

In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. + d. U6 t8 j$ ~' t2 s$ t
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結， ! B: V3 T& @4 @% i( }( g. X

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.. g; w0 g. d9 \' X' A$ t
那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料，) H* |# I- k7 I# S

When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. 9 N5 P2 `6 w% P- o
當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆， ) h% ^ a4 Z# M% E- j4 L E9 D

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,% E! n9 [* [* z# \7 ]
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚， 9 z; D/ ~2 Z6 {2 y4 z

nine months later we ended up with a virus." # j" F7 Y/ f7 A* k; T7 w3 |& [
就這樣，九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」: b7 U1 u& |+ L& x

作者: 妈♂她泡我 时间: 2006-6-1 10:37
哈哈经典挖。。

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