昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:“hello?”
老外:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
老外:“can anybody else speak english? ”
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”
汝不可因惰而随心所睡,汝不可移志而半途而废。
汝不可随性而追哥泡妹,汝不可因苦而哭天抹泪。
汝不可因闷而夜夜买醉,汝不可求闲而叫苦喊累。
汝不可因难而节节后退,汝不可推考而功亏一篑。
汝不可省钱而资料不备,汝不可因败而万念俱灰。
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