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标题: 超级搞笑的英语对话~~~ [打印本页]

作者: 水中仙    时间: 2006-7-15 15:05
标题: 超级搞笑的英语对话~~~

昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:“hello?”
    老外:“hi.”

    前台小姐:“you have what thing?”

    老外:“can you speak english?”

    前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”

    老外:“can anybody else speak english? ”

    前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”

    老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”

    前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”

    老外:“i want to speak to your head.”

    前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”


    汝不可因惰而随心所睡,汝不可移志而半途而废。
  汝不可随性而追哥泡妹,汝不可因苦而哭天抹泪。
  汝不可因闷而夜夜买醉,汝不可求闲而叫苦喊累。
  汝不可因难而节节后退,汝不可推考而功亏一篑。
  汝不可省钱而资料不备,汝不可因败而万念俱灰。


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作者: 莎哈拉    时间: 2006-7-15 15:07
晕死~~~呵呵
作者: 梁    时间: 2006-7-15 15:15
英语角看过滴....
作者: 莎哈拉    时间: 2006-7-15 15:34
这样看起来英语真难学啊
作者: Q7    时间: 2006-7-15 19:09
0B,本来学英语,看了要越学越烂的````




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