标题: 50 things girls wish guys knew,share [打印本页] 作者: babebees 时间: 2008-5-26 03:10 标题: 50 things girls wish guys knew,share 1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot. 9 d) q; g5 |( q1 ^9 d/ h: H, B+ H9 ]2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.' u( ?! W3 }; }
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. L9 a% T& G7 i7 x3 [4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.% P# k; S0 \) E- H) I b6 ?0 Y0 ~
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.& @0 f2 X0 a9 }7 x
6. NB . . . Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D. . @9 }+ Y* i- N2 l1 x; n& Y2 Y7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.. g- G7 }, T+ Y9 ~' T
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint. v% m/ a: B7 ^, a9 u8 H Q, E9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary. b+ X0 V' Z! u4 }2 z
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on. ( w$ Y" L% j- g' D7 e11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face)./ |& r0 W5 }. }8 i5 U$ j
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite./ }- B0 {* j' r
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.; D+ }& ?- g# K9 f: R
14. Eye contact is key.. v7 t1 D/ k, q# b4 x% I: u
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.3 H# x7 v- V* `7 l1 W, @1 E
16. Laugh at our jokes.% h$ o' X, }" C6 h0 P- a
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty. & `; T; T* [ f1 x18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.) A5 E; F/ Z* W& {3 P# ^7 J- K
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.5 N6 @ s0 ]7 e* Z. ]; s0 g Y5 o
20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win 4 ?6 E. y7 V1 S2 L+ w0 J7 N21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so. " \2 S' g; F6 ~ ]- E, l22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.) u3 W1 a7 }1 j7 p
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!$ j1 |; }0 m) T
24. We have an excuse to act *****y at least once a month. 6 k6 y+ p& F7 Z* m1 e25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.7 s- Y% ?1 k% S
26. We love surprises! r/ L) Q- D& w! M27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue. 2 w: F( ]# L% q28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.: R) i! p# n! ?6 m# q( q
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER! 0 J* W6 S3 F$ y8 d30. Clean your room before we come over. 5 d/ j4 s8 [0 J; K/ ^" `' j- S" L31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity. & ]* N( `( L5 i: {. w8 U" `/ r32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.. |3 d- R( v- `/ w
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are. * r& e6 Z5 K; j: E! ]# v8 t1 ?. E34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours., @. z; E6 _& K' y8 D1 l
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.) d* k9 R$ ]+ I& \
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" 0 {8 {+ I1 n5 v9 J4 J37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.- G# h' @$ H( s% a" P3 g; t
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend. 5 S3 C$ h3 c/ F i0 n( F3 Y: M39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right., y p4 F3 n' E3 o
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough. / Z( Q: j* v' M$ s5 s41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.6 X, b; b0 V+ a
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.8 u1 K1 ~8 d% @ }3 L9 W
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.9 m1 A2 q, k! P4 k0 N) P' _6 ]' d
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!2 x* f! Y( W/ _( f6 G+ v8 G7 M
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware. / p* J' h" _" B8 ^" |4 o46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone. $ D( n2 B% d) o6 B/ F47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot. % D9 ?, c' S) ~48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it. " @, R/ ^/ s* j8 ?" D M' ]. j: k, T49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.4 X% b- b8 }4 {! V b# } @- U) K
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.作者: babebees 时间: 2008-5-26 03:12
We always hear "the rules" ( k/ x- n C5 P& L, ~From the female side.+ K% E, r8 e: T/ y
Now here are the rules from the male side. " r# _% s3 k# F3 I7 lThese are our rules!* B# P6 X# m) w0 X$ V, j4 b
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ; D, ~# v% N4 L+ tON PURPOSE!- b/ C! V4 T0 a* s8 p O
1. Men ARE not mind readers. 5 A+ m; o: n$ E5 h* b9 X9 L# T7 U/ k5 i
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.1 P j8 q. F: ^/ E' P, L1 }; @
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. ! M. ?/ h" H6 E5 V! ~ tWe need it up, you need it down.9 { ]' ^) n# U$ j% Z2 I# c k
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 9 _* w( [- u% A 2 t" L7 R, M+ S3 N7 `2 S1 D6 f1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon0 p& S( W+ p4 f6 M2 B M. M! L, Q
or the changing of the tides." G1 `# W7 ]" S" X g$ O$ w9 s& ^" k
Let it be.; Q/ i/ p! v7 s6 f, h( q
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. 1 B) O" z" U5 a7 |4 [$ OAnd no, we are never going to think of it that way. m1 _( \7 }. k- w9 d3 E; q* R/ _ 1 M, i5 r3 X* ~) x0 n, H1. Crying is blackmail.9 Z- |2 J- A* t7 N4 u% d
9 s, W2 B- Y: _+ d. m8 Q1 {1. Ask for what you want.; @- u+ \( {6 K }. x- Y+ c* k
Let us be clear on this one:% r; k1 V' A$ U# S1 N G
Subtle hints do not work!2 }5 }/ ]+ L! T) @* v
Strong hints do not work! 4 r ^! P% Y4 e' s; YObvious hints do not work!, [+ L# W R* |
Just say it! ; ^* v, g, q; R0 ]. t % s0 P$ n; {% L' [1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. , x3 n7 }4 |% U) D 6 x& m5 u' z9 a$ I( a- F" u. |4 N# |1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.2 g# y1 c. F: D
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 0 p& i! m. X. Y8 C* q5 l, D" O
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. / q! H6 @7 p( n . `: F- c% k# B1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. $ c U+ }1 H% ~# C1 T+ b1 G8 `4 F" H% gIn fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.1 {: f0 h$ q# r( `% |# [
- o W4 y F2 D+ s4 }4 @1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. . e: T+ L# ?& p4 v # e: c+ _7 i3 O) e# p1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. 7 B2 @ g$ i: JDon't ask us., j: D7 x+ z3 e& D8 c
5 ~8 C; k; ?# d1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one ..) ~* Q4 m3 }+ J. @
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1. You can either ask us to do something9 @$ P4 Q/ Z* {7 N6 S
Or tell us how you want it done. - P1 L: X' U& t, a% k! ANot both. " G& ~) \ C& O& r: k+ vIf you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. ! I2 k% F$ y. X6 m, m 6 Z. F& R" z+ _4 H+ _! d1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. + ]7 H8 S2 t5 c3 d * g5 L$ A" E0 \2 U1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. ; x& n( M1 _# Q ; k2 d* o3 P1 f( v1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.. [/ Y: ?' K; J! B& Y. b1 p
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 6 L, X& a* h2 Z% H2 y6 E! i1 ~3 m
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.: I3 R: U3 p3 @) v2 s0 c8 T
We do that. ) m) p( B( c; ^* \ % _& V. s; H( B* v1 w. ]" q1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. ' c1 n7 @% o) g8 QWe know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle., H; f% M4 Q: K& }' h- v3 a2 b
) H: E: E J2 Y3 E1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear., i0 F2 e& M) Y- h+ s' W! _
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really. ' N8 A) ^4 {% N+ `# v- q6 }, N* D- j+ o
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, ! l5 z: W# ~2 {. c$ r8 r- ?or golf. ' K9 O; u8 _( x5 s5 E, X 5 m5 R, z. ?+ N0 {" E }( r! j1 V5 W1. You have enough clothes.' d1 b) K/ h# G: s( Y. A- Y
3 n- g/ a+ h( M1. You have too many shoes. " L [$ k2 K. O# [7 X% L; M R! b( m6 K) @: z/ T$ w- `1 ]1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! " u; r' n6 l: u ; S0 k1 K' d9 T! X- W% q1. Thank you for reading this.0 y1 e) ]4 n3 f# E" ^
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But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.作者: babebees 时间: 2008-5-26 03:14
I find that I am very boring...作者: 烟雨未落 时间: 2008-5-29 12:10
dear babe,I love you 作者: babebees 时间: 2008-5-29 16:06
原帖由 烟雨未落 于 2008-5-29 12:10 发表 & I# B" z+ s/ x' _. qdear babe,I love you
