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标题: 不同年龄剩女择偶标准 [打印本页]

作者: 杭州泰弗尔英语    时间: 2011-3-24 11:44
标题: 不同年龄剩女择偶标准
"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
3 X6 B: M& n5 O- }2 Q1 H          "你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。
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! Y- P+ b4 ]. r7 G6 |5 h) d/ \        Age 22 - 22岁时0 d( O' Y% n7 t) h% I1 I
        What I Want in a Man - Original List
2 Q# _/ y8 U8 e/ @" z        1.Handsome4 U9 |: ]7 F$ \5 y
        2. Charming
5 |4 c5 D# A& ~' F        3. Financially successful
1 F, F9 O. b3 U( \        4. A caring listener
, m1 l& Z; }7 O9 B        5. Witty8 P' n/ K+ f/ T  s
        6. In good shape2 p$ z  d3 k# m6 o
        7. Dresses with style6 q: u& Z7 _) \7 @% \9 j
        8. Appreciates finer things& W# z4 f/ Q# i
        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
. f( r6 q; C2 Y        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.0 D/ o% F1 w$ w" a- _3 {

. g) d# x7 m3 k# I# _        我理想的男友标准 - 原版1 w' N, v. l* }5 v
        1. 英俊
1 ^0 P, _+ F' m2 @( @7 |5 L        2.有魅力- ~5 t" Z0 \/ }/ O+ T
        3.有经济实力
5 I$ }5 Z; C8 _* y2 b  L. B: f        4.善于倾听2 }7 L7 I$ a/ b8 s6 V: Z
        5.机智1 g+ a) `8 V% x9 x0 n) r
        6.良好的外形
8 Y3 I* e8 v& Y4 L8 l/ G/ X        7.衣着有品味1 ~2 L) V$ Z1 R. @1 H
        8.欣赏美好事物
3 m. `( ]$ @1 X8 J1 A. `/ P# `        9.充满惊喜
: {/ _1 [# ]( N1 }& }( I8 v/ w% E; w        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人
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        Age 32 - 32岁时
# u$ \' D9 ~1 \6 V7 z        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
: O' L2 l4 m  |5 ?* z/ E' p& t        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2 M% V5 y+ y  P        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
$ T7 C! _5 A- U" K  E        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner. u- d$ G; D* E
        4. Listens more than talks
  k* i" g4 A  C: |6 A* a5 F+ P3 D" w        5. Laughs at my jokes
: O1 Z9 r6 N; K1 d% A5 j5 J        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
2 I& M6 n0 c, J- }; [        7. Owns at least one tie
7 ^3 z) I# s1 R# V# R+ T        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
2 J- R. S* O+ U* S/ c        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries* X- I! ~" \6 T+ J- @8 s
        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
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    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版) j9 B0 n  [. y( |/ \$ p$ j
        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
. Q" ]; L* n) S3 U        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
' H1 K( f8 h# }* p        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐* ^- f/ N5 ^9 h6 N% t
        4.少说多听
0 w4 q7 g# G1 u& l" M( `        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
# O- u2 ~# a0 F! f1 x7 [. c        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
$ U( P3 a9 K2 Q0 O( {4 I        7.至少有一条领带7 g3 z2 M- ~# D
        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐& ~; |% `7 p% S+ y- D! ~# ?
        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
$ W' H. m& |, D' [        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会
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% i( @( _) W4 M/ V& k$ Z3 l+ z; V        Age 42 - 42岁时8 i! A8 t2 |' x# W: f" U$ C% m, G
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
2 r; D1 {$ n* V: X: D! M/ ~5 G        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)- |3 S2 a( U$ g% ?8 m, R0 z# J0 v
        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3 }2 G4 Q4 n% F- N  m+ K# @        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
4 i7 _( p) p; H' d& c0 z. r        4. Nods head when I'm talking
0 Z# y+ E7 A8 c0 m, z        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes9 ]: M  H; V* {) r# F, I. M0 V
        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
8 A4 i( E/ u' A# h5 T' A5 O        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
3 _2 S8 g6 v" j  a4 R" M        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids  E% [2 L7 g- O" e+ b
        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down1 V. P! I- p" e
        10. Shaves most weekends.; [5 H9 o0 [. D% J: `7 w6 x

. o+ p2 q' X9 B1 U$ m' z0 ]# M& E# N7 |  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
7 K3 Y- e! p# K        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
2 G5 K) a4 w' c- ], ^        2.我上车后才开车% ]4 Y2 S7 x. D! J: e# f
        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
* G, I% @& E, Q        4.我说话的时候点头$ V% }# b3 b! ?* ?. e: i( s4 ~( b
        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语5 c/ [. T" q/ _. d. W* b! m" b* @
        6.有足够的力气搬家具( f0 t' g9 M' C) \$ b7 E
        7.没有啤酒肚
- I7 a: t' J2 J4 ]( c        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
# _1 Q2 m# m7 P: J( b        9.记得放下马桶座圈
5 y) r; I: R7 Z7 D) B        10.大多数周末会刮胡子  \6 M, d3 F- R# W3 }" O5 j

; _6 L: ?$ r) @        Age 52 - 52岁时# Q: c  h! X7 u+ g2 O1 e$ U
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
$ b; J  s# `4 [, V* B6 b        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
" B8 V9 L& b( R5 K1 Z6 s1 d+ k# W        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
/ D8 P1 j5 ?5 `/ o4 ]) h        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
) h; `) Y0 p% |+ K/ I5 F7 J        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting: q, ^* J0 X8 Q  F6 k
        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times* m: }: H4 p$ w, r5 \! I
        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
! f9 F7 X, ?, J0 h+ Z4 z! P        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8 H4 b* ^" b2 S# W        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
. [* q# x3 \5 Q4 Z/ V( h1 O        9. Remembers my name on occasion
1 G+ h8 t" W! a  h  u% n0 q        10. Shaves some weekends.
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        我理想的男友标准 - 修订版* K- V  \7 [, l7 z6 O
        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁2 m9 l' v  A. I$ n, r
        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒- Q$ s2 T& p4 i" g! n- Y# P
        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
1 S& f5 j) X* d5 i& A  ~) W" Y        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
- y  c1 ^1 ?4 d4 Y$ F/ f        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话; l# X, N: n0 L; E- o
        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
$ f, Q( ~: R* V4 @( R        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
2 A4 {7 |( m3 T0 J; j- F        8.欣赏电视晚餐$ v* |# e8 f# G0 ?7 U* }
        9.必要时记得我的名字) q7 {+ z& W: P. d0 }
        10.有时周末会刮胡子
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        Age 62 - 62岁时! H5 x- m3 v3 q/ h1 g
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List  d2 H) [5 H. C- o# g
        1. Doesn't scare small children& R' W/ g& a2 S( s# {
        2. Remembers where bathroom is; i8 Y$ Z0 b) W0 }
        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
  I! U; ?* W! w) c        4. Only snores lightly when asleep1 k; t* G1 M' C, Y
        5. Remembers why he's laughing
: N/ V2 Q5 m5 l& U        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself: \1 P* T3 K3 a* `$ H+ X2 i& ?& _
        7. Usually wears clothes  D% v9 v" {, J+ M, c/ H& V
        8. Likes soft foods1 W: P4 [* M/ R2 K7 e
        9. Remembers where he left his teeth+ x: V/ M5 n2 _9 z
        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.
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    我理想的男友标准-修订版
+ ?& w* c( m& I+ _* s        1.不要吓唬小孩子4 Q6 H5 y9 k, z, _6 T0 Q1 z
        2.记得浴室在哪% K# ~" O0 x2 I2 w4 e& i6 L
        3.不需要太多钱生活
# E% X  p, t4 X: k$ {        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小5 n! ]/ V! X8 d1 N5 u
        5.记得自己为何大笑
" {! D& M+ j7 _* c  E( u        6. 行动自如
' x( Z6 `2 ^/ Y* g0 W; u6 P/ y3 H        7.通常穿着衣服* `6 \" m6 T: @' Q
        8.喜欢软的食物- N) U8 P' h0 R) K
        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
# L$ H, z3 Q1 ~& w* R        10.记得哪天是周末, P4 N5 `5 M4 B

5 g% c+ F4 t' l2 a$ w        Age 72 - 72岁时7 J7 w  [* v& [4 X' J# r4 b- _
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List  P) O3 x4 b  y: M& {* c1 h
        1. Breathing
* i, U5 O& R# j4 x9 y. P! K  ~        2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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        我理想的男友标准-修订版
: v7 V3 q5 y4 m" v        1.活的- M; u* B( B% f* F7 m! @
        2.能找到卫生间




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