标题: 不同年龄剩女择偶标准 [打印本页] 作者: 杭州泰弗尔英语 时间: 2011-3-24 11:44 标题: 不同年龄剩女择偶标准 "What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true. 3 X6 B: M& n5 O- }2 Q1 H "你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。 ' N% j$ c' {9 S% i+ Z/ d" } ! Y- P+ b4 ]. r7 G6 |5 h) d/ \ Age 22 - 22岁时0 d( O' Y% n7 t) h% I1 I
What I Want in a Man - Original List 2 Q# _/ y8 U8 e/ @" z 1.Handsome4 U9 |: ]7 F$ \5 y
2. Charming 5 |4 c5 D# A& ~' F 3. Financially successful 1 F, F9 O. b3 U( \ 4. A caring listener , m1 l& Z; }7 O9 B 5. Witty8 P' n/ K+ f/ T s
6. In good shape2 p$ z d3 k# m6 o
7. Dresses with style6 q: u& Z7 _) \7 @% \9 j
8. Appreciates finer things& W# z4 f/ Q# i
9. Full of thoughtful surprises . f( r6 q; C2 Y 10. An imaginative, romantic lover.0 D/ o% F1 w$ w" a- _3 {
. g) d# x7 m3 k# I# _ 我理想的男友标准 - 原版1 w' N, v. l* }5 v
1. 英俊 1 ^0 P, _+ F' m2 @( @7 |5 L 2.有魅力- ~5 t" Z0 \/ }/ O+ T
3.有经济实力 5 I$ }5 Z; C8 _* y2 b L. B: f 4.善于倾听2 }7 L7 I$ a/ b8 s6 V: Z
5.机智1 g+ a) `8 V% x9 x0 n) r
6.良好的外形 8 Y3 I* e8 v& Y4 L8 l/ G/ X 7.衣着有品味1 ~2 L) V$ Z1 R. @1 H
8.欣赏美好事物 3 m. `( ]$ @1 X8 J1 A. `/ P# ` 9.充满惊喜 : {/ _1 [# ]( N1 }& }( I8 v/ w% E; w 10.富有想象力的浪漫情人 & I) a2 H& Z6 U/ O* N' S4 _6 b5 |% p/ x2 R! J( L! O- T
Age 32 - 32岁时 # u$ \' D9 ~1 \6 V7 z What I Want in a Man - Revised List : O' L2 l4 m |5 ?* z/ E' p& t 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2 M% V5 y+ y P 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs $ T7 C! _5 A- U" K E 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner. u- d$ G; D* E
4. Listens more than talks k* i" g4 A C: |6 A* a5 F+ P3 D" w 5. Laughs at my jokes : O1 Z9 r6 N; K1 d% A5 j5 J 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 2 I& M6 n0 c, J- }; [ 7. Owns at least one tie 7 ^3 z) I# s1 R# V# R+ T 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 2 J- R. S* O+ U* S/ c 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries* X- I! ~" \6 T+ J- @8 s
10. Seeks romance at least once a week. 6 N, Z9 ^3 C5 n+ m2 n; a7 P4 T, `2 h, G6 |- C3 p2 G
我理想的男友标准 - 修订版) j9 B0 n [. y( |/ \$ p$ j
1.五官端正(有头发者优先) . Q" ]; L* n) S3 U 2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子 ' H1 K( f8 h# }* p 3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐* ^- f/ N5 ^9 h6 N% t
4.少说多听 0 w4 q7 g# G1 u& l" M( ` 5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑 # O- u2 ~# a0 F! f1 x7 [. c 6.逛街的时候帮我拎包 $ U( P3 a9 K2 Q0 O( {4 I 7.至少有一条领带7 g3 z2 M- ~# D
8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐& ~; |% `7 p% S+ y- D! ~# ?
9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日 $ W' H. m& |, D' [ 10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会 + ?0 n1 q& b# @; K4 ? A8 [1 O % i( @( _) W4 M/ V& k$ Z3 l+ z; V Age 42 - 42岁时8 i! A8 t2 |' x# W: f" U$ C% m, G
What I Want in a Man - Revised List 2 r; D1 {$ n* V: X: D! M/ ~5 G 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)- |3 S2 a( U$ g% ?8 m, R0 z# J0 v
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3 }2 G4 Q4 n% F- N m+ K# @ 3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally 4 i7 _( p) p; H' d& c0 z. r 4. Nods head when I'm talking 0 Z# y+ E7 A8 c0 m, z 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes9 ]: M H; V* {) r# F, I. M0 V
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 8 A4 i( E/ u' A# h5 T' A5 O 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 3 _2 S8 g6 v" j a4 R" M 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids E% [2 L7 g- O" e+ b
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down1 V. P! I- p" e
10. Shaves most weekends.; [5 H9 o0 [. D% J: `7 w6 x
; _6 L: ?$ r) @ Age 52 - 52岁时# Q: c h! X7 u+ g2 O1 e$ U
What I Want in a Man - Revised List $ b; J s# `4 [, V* B6 b 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed " B8 V9 L& b( R5 K1 Z6 s1 d+ k# W 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public / D8 P1 j5 ?5 `/ o4 ]) h 3. Doesn't borrow money too often ) h; `) Y0 p% |+ K/ I5 F7 J 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting: q, ^* J0 X8 Q F6 k
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times* m: }: H4 p$ w, r5 \! I
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends ! f9 F7 X, ?, J0 h+ Z4 z! P 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8 H4 b* ^" b2 S# W 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner . [* q# x3 \5 Q4 Z/ V( h1 O 9. Remembers my name on occasion 1 G+ h8 t" W! a h u% n0 q 10. Shaves some weekends. ' F/ K$ y- U% k& \ B+ m' Y* _4 g5 J% H
我理想的男友标准 - 修订版* K- V \7 [, l7 z6 O
1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁2 m9 l' v A. I$ n, r
2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒- Q$ s2 T& p4 i" g! n- Y# P
3.向别人借钱不要太频繁 1 S& f5 j) X* d5 i& A ~) W" Y 4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着 - y c1 ^1 ?4 d4 Y$ F/ f 5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话; l# X, N: n0 L; E- o
6.周末不要一直赖在床上 $ f, Q( ~: R* V4 @( R 7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对 2 A4 {7 |( m3 T0 J; j- F 8.欣赏电视晚餐$ v* |# e8 f# G0 ?7 U* }
9.必要时记得我的名字) q7 {+ z& W: P. d0 }
10.有时周末会刮胡子 , ]$ P+ e# w3 X6 `+ I7 F3 s/ G0 b- o2 q) u8 R/ `
Age 62 - 62岁时! H5 x- m3 v3 q/ h1 g
What I Want in a Man-Revised List d2 H) [5 H. C- o# g
1. Doesn't scare small children& R' W/ g& a2 S( s# {
2. Remembers where bathroom is; i8 Y$ Z0 b) W0 }
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep I! U; ?* W! w) c 4. Only snores lightly when asleep1 k; t* G1 M' C, Y
5. Remembers why he's laughing : N/ V2 Q5 m5 l& U 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself: \1 P* T3 K3 a* `$ H+ X2 i& ?& _
7. Usually wears clothes D% v9 v" {, J+ M, c/ H& V
8. Likes soft foods1 W: P4 [* M/ R2 K7 e
9. Remembers where he left his teeth+ x: V/ M5 n2 _9 z
10. Remembers that it's the weekend. $ K$ W; o0 R" F2 X! Z" Y+ r0 ^+ ~5 B
我理想的男友标准-修订版 + ?& w* c( m& I+ _* s 1.不要吓唬小孩子4 Q6 H5 y9 k, z, _6 T0 Q1 z
2.记得浴室在哪% K# ~" O0 x2 I2 w4 e& i6 L
3.不需要太多钱生活 # E% X p, t4 X: k$ { 4.睡着的时候鼾声较小5 n! ]/ V! X8 d1 N5 u
5.记得自己为何大笑 " {! D& M+ j7 _* c E( u 6. 行动自如 ' x( Z6 `2 ^/ Y* g0 W; u6 P/ y3 H 7.通常穿着衣服* `6 \" m6 T: @' Q
8.喜欢软的食物- N) U8 P' h0 R) K
9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了 # L$ H, z3 Q1 ~& w* R 10.记得哪天是周末, P4 N5 `5 M4 B
5 g% c+ F4 t' l2 a$ w Age 72 - 72岁时7 J7 w [* v& [4 X' J# r4 b- _
What I Want in a Man-Revised List P) O3 x4 b y: M& {* c1 h
1. Breathing * i, U5 O& R# j4 x9 y. P! K ~ 2. Doesn't miss the toilet 0 x# M0 R, Z& F( D& F- B0 z: x. }0 I* v2 Z: k
我理想的男友标准-修订版 : v7 V3 q5 y4 m" v 1.活的- M; u* B( B% f* F7 m! @
2.能找到卫生间