[搞笑] 愚人节搞笑短信合辑

古道西风

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
$ a6 h+ k$ S! {2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
5 b# }" t8 U/ m7 D" ]3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
1 z" ]! T# m% L' F' {4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
+ _( S. }9 J, p8 t* b9 T) v# q4 R5 v7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
; X7 V8 c# r; ]' @. x( R8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
, }0 g, L8 R5 f9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
) l+ H& o2 ]4 @% {/ a$ Y10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
答案：
0 q) a1 C' o) J0 w* o1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)
# V1 l% R% Z% {2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
9 H; B% s: f3 n/ u& l; b. J3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
* ~2 x) C0 N( o5 l0 [/ k7 C4. Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
5.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
7 |+ e: N/ n& Y) D. w4 E% N/ x6.When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
- ~' G5 Y. S( K0 y' N# M7.He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
: j8 S. O. N$ b( ^- V1 C' W8.Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
9."What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中