[搞笑] 愚人节搞笑短信合辑

古道西风

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
7 s% _. B4 }7 M4 V$ U( q4 {2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
7 X5 \2 t9 j' H/ C8 u/ F3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
* Z9 v5 A  R. e: R' F* N! H5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
) @6 _: C$ j, c- q" x/ h: [/ ~' p7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
0 ^( J# \0 [# |2 R* S" J8 V# B5 A9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
  z/ N, R& e1 p$ ^答案：
1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)
; H/ F( ~5 q: ^% n' `) ^$ |" e2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
6 H2 q7 D3 f( M- {4. Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
3 F3 T7 q4 c- [/ U7 [) ^5.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
8 @( T7 l6 P. g* l8 ~5 l) Z6.When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
7.He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
8.Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
4 ^* {( L) `9 |; x9."What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
4 Q& i, ]4 f# V0 G10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中