职场笑话大家都认为我是头

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Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
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"Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise.

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4 v) l' k  r  Q2 o7 X! z% I' o"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?"

( \+ q4 b% O& h4 F4 z# j! w"Jealousy," answered Pete. "All the other workers thought I was the foreman."
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1 W) J6 w* B6 g2 O皮特告诉他的朋友他刚刚丢掉了工作。
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“为什么领班会开除你？”朋友诧异地问。
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“哦，”皮特说，“你知道领班是什么样的人。他们总是把手插在口袋了，站在旁边看其他人工作。”

“我们知道是这样。”朋友回答说。“但是为什么他会让你走？”
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“嫉妒。”皮特回答。“其他所有的工人都认为我是领班。”