Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....5 ]! \9 [( d& N3 t2 Y
Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile9 v1 M; l/ ?7 I+ A( m
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Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....
2 K) w+ }0 G. z/ S8 s Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed
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( L0 i! u& l5 |) h& V Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
1 s) d0 y9 L# {% ? Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....
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Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....
8 C3 n& V7 e; Z7 W6 L Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive
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Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....0 }7 D2 F8 @( \2 ?7 Y: A
Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps \5 i6 D+ `) [% p
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Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....
- G- l; d( a: L8 k) ?7 a' x# J A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a( x5 {* l4 U0 V6 } Z3 n) i
future.
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From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan ., ~) ^0 L" M- j. |
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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; d6 p& @% G3 [* H THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
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3 R- h2 i8 e9 m5 M; j( v: A$ X Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......7 O, O0 y, q* n6 c- D( G
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