标题: 50 things girls wish guys knew,share [打印本页] 作者: babebees 时间: 2008-5-26 03:10 标题: 50 things girls wish guys knew,share 1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot. - P( I' l$ a6 Z6 D: A+ {" }% f2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. * [% A8 J j% Y" c$ z0 k' x3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.5 p2 v0 A! n4 G
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. * `. o7 e5 H5 j: j' Y$ U. J$ M5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.' ]5 H- }, E. i* I/ i
6. NB . . . Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D. 9 K ]7 d7 {; H8 G' k( _/ T7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care., V2 z, ~% Y: I$ W
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint., R6 @9 B4 m8 y4 W6 S: L
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary. ! R( p+ S7 w" ]10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on. ) r* s7 V& U+ \11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face). 2 F# |" }& Z1 R6 P4 T ?/ K12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite. ; o8 Z e% l7 E5 z7 ^, S# U. I13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.: ~& j5 G6 p$ u( }) E
14. Eye contact is key. 2 {* r: c, @& p, @15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do. . K& |# t' N6 f5 V1 E. K. y16. Laugh at our jokes.( x' R( P; v( I( S5 m6 i {+ P
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.* D: W0 Z: d- S( w8 a' U
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers. 8 }) O \0 v& W- H8 b! ?19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real. ! {; N% l" v _$ e20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win" G7 {) ^) h& {) w4 a
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so. " i$ N" @& K0 j8 Z22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way. : x9 q$ d8 a b5 a! a" O8 f23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! % c$ k' c8 @# M3 U( L. M24. We have an excuse to act *****y at least once a month.5 p( E& r* w8 G* \
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. 0 O+ V3 |( f% {0 f6 A: n26. We love surprises!, i# b8 f! y/ v; @
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue." N T0 ] r; @
28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most. 6 @, R# l, w; S1 O29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!. }# B' U% E3 X- }9 s1 p
30. Clean your room before we come over.3 ]& _1 X1 _+ \6 e7 o5 B
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.& o/ d) K! ]5 C. d, n
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor. ! W0 D3 l! w4 D; P33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are. ! [. ^1 I& N Q, a. y4 k. X34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.6 \/ f$ C- X$ L% G
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight. 5 e; n& i9 U% Q3 [& ^; v36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" - y+ r0 i+ S; R. I1 P37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.! |4 y: j5 t+ g' s% R0 K
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend." n8 ^' u8 b% I
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.$ F+ m# h! W( I' ]
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.9 U( X2 p6 \5 H; t) i
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.! }5 C) }0 R6 v; G
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman. . }. n+ U8 l( R! C43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.4 V P9 i' ^, }2 o& k
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG! 5 E/ G; ?$ K6 {5 e" u/ A5 Z. N5 ?45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.9 T3 A" k1 G+ q& Z) ?* p/ {( x+ m
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone. ; K! z" T+ m8 N d! V47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot. ; M+ H8 n' s* p/ \8 Z48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it. 9 A+ B+ P, H6 n8 s1 ?2 v49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you. . m) m8 I) f* m. e# P1 Z. A, p8 K50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.作者: babebees 时间: 2008-5-26 03:12
We always hear "the rules"/ C1 f: E0 [/ C+ I; p% P
From the female side.8 E! @3 ?: c2 [5 I/ O
Now here are the rules from the male side. x; M" s. c! N6 DThese are our rules! " b% d ]/ J- w) [; APlease note.. these are all numbered "1"# _3 B4 }0 S+ T d8 a+ u& ~
ON PURPOSE! 4 z/ r: s( B$ \$ ]( i! b1. Men ARE not mind readers.% g6 F" J! i0 ~: B% ]
J1 B; \' R- O6 Q9 O5 h1. Learn to work the toilet seat., h$ A/ D2 B" H( z1 M
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down." f7 r# {0 f; N. l0 R' X
We need it up, you need it down. ; H J! t, _) W- ^0 L/ NYou don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.5 W8 h5 M! {9 H& ~/ N
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon ( I$ \3 |6 u/ z$ z+ b4 for the changing of the tides. 5 S2 t2 p; |4 Q' h" D; m$ [' QLet it be.( x; I8 L+ s h) f* W7 J3 Z9 g$ N9 R
. [9 C8 |7 p& Y6 i1. Shopping is NOT a sport.6 D* ]# o9 v" o" O/ W Y
And no, we are never going to think of it that way. / d, q$ q- j" a. w- t 6 `: g/ n9 l2 i1. Crying is blackmail.7 u% V" J" v" n( u& x6 w! b& s1 R R
' b+ ]3 @: {3 j: Z$ K f% p1. Ask for what you want.* |6 T8 N+ i. `6 \4 W, J& Y/ U
Let us be clear on this one:* Y) j' y/ o" y4 ]
Subtle hints do not work! b( L Y$ F( j5 F: w. D
Strong hints do not work!# D1 H( Y5 V% s7 H" v' `* L
Obvious hints do not work! 6 A8 N/ R& t# W( z' Z* W3 aJust say it!* r2 b* y$ u- K8 A, t2 ^1 U. x7 M8 I/ v
5 }. L5 Y: A1 t* j# n m- s1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question., b5 t1 \# y, O( y
f; T' B* C1 M& g1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. 7 w) x" y0 P% t( ], [Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 4 l5 ?- V7 C! @) y+ S$ Q% r; B6 |& x% @7 a, U, o
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor./ l# c1 }. N) v$ A
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. - S3 {# v2 ?7 G. V, yIn fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.5 D0 Y! W5 ^1 ^8 S- ~( O, n0 m
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.2 S; b% L5 D, |2 u
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. 8 k% i! n; A3 A9 s0 @0 c, YDon't ask us.. @9 _5 N$ ]( C/ T7 t( f
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .. ! f7 {5 Z" j% @+ L3 `- v) D0 w0 R3 o- M
1. You can either ask us to do something9 S* O: X- z2 t' K+ P: l
Or tell us how you want it done.) r- D8 Y) }! E/ N: H! U+ m
Not both.4 R7 ]0 K1 I, \, L9 @* }+ o4 Q
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 8 w: Z% ]' T/ k7 ?( z, F- H3 m. q 3 O4 t' A( m$ L1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. + v* {2 z. Y; `( }( m( ]2 ~; D0 {$ @; Z
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.9 ]/ a* s9 w. }% A
5 ]+ `. u% Q0 T8 r Z1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. ' N/ ~1 @5 g; k1 PPeach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is./ u- c0 J% w0 O5 ]
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. 3 C% i1 Y& a2 ~+ nWe do that. 7 q$ `7 j1 U" o- g u* g W$ P m% L9 o% y1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.5 P4 A4 n$ r. B C$ [& s# y
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. ! M$ ?7 }! w9 Y2 E & j8 ?, o/ X! H6 y+ X3 f1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. ; K/ L5 J: p5 c0 \4 y1 K o( _- Y% Q9 b3 A
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.1 M" l4 \- A: y3 m% w& m* p! F6 \
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,+ E' _. ~; U$ o/ G' O1 J2 U
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1. You have enough clothes. 1 w* c8 {5 L0 O2 g6 y 0 ?- P, g9 l3 i& u4 H( w; n$ h1. You have too many shoes.! F6 M4 G6 F d8 D
( Z+ d# }) ?7 F1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!6 o2 k9 d/ [, [4 b, i
! _7 y) V' _) ~7 M7 z% I( ^1 O( A2 O4 p1. Thank you for reading this.0 a7 L( ?4 V5 _( C R9 D" R
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8 r* R; d( r1 g9 r, T6 TBut did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.作者: babebees 时间: 2008-5-26 03:14
I find that I am very boring...作者: 烟雨未落 时间: 2008-5-29 12:10
dear babe,I love you 作者: babebees 时间: 2008-5-29 16:06
原帖由 烟雨未落 于 2008-5-29 12:10 发表 / a V/ c2 D6 Bdear babe,I love you
