标题: 不同年龄剩女择偶标准 [打印本页] 作者: 杭州泰弗尔英语 时间: 2011-3-24 11:44 标题: 不同年龄剩女择偶标准 "What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true. ) H8 G0 X% `& a7 X' h "你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。 f0 d S8 Y% c, N# d4 n# ? L$ F2 L7 @* N6 @, T
Age 22 - 22岁时+ I" \: @3 }. m+ S K/ M8 S
What I Want in a Man - Original List. C; T/ P) K' I9 U
1.Handsome7 y) U3 g9 D+ @( {, x7 n
2. Charming( X5 ?) o# u/ Q- S& g
3. Financially successful3 Y5 T0 ?2 e" E* c0 Z9 R) M
4. A caring listener! K' Q# U$ t0 G6 A' S
5. Witty- q/ H0 S$ n0 t* d$ Y; i2 v
6. In good shape 1 B( M+ S4 v/ o5 W* X 7. Dresses with style1 \0 E( t3 N: v
8. Appreciates finer things( C2 {" z+ J u
9. Full of thoughtful surprises 4 k8 I+ Z1 B" ? 10. An imaginative, romantic lover. : Q, p+ L! A# ]5 S2 C" R/ a: r) d* {4 o( R; R
我理想的男友标准 - 原版 & \$ D2 L! I3 x" _" ]) ]! p5 k 1. 英俊 ' q8 q$ }, S6 j 2.有魅力 $ W8 m* k8 g0 O, X 3.有经济实力 9 c/ @+ _* ]4 b' a 4.善于倾听 : s& u; x% l+ f, t 5.机智" B% P% a; [. k4 L4 z7 F, ~
6.良好的外形 # M+ ~" ?7 i* _2 H, J0 J 7.衣着有品味* @$ H0 [' \1 y4 S9 V
8.欣赏美好事物/ S: I! E% Q3 K
9.充满惊喜9 E3 j6 m* Y2 Z$ q6 \
10.富有想象力的浪漫情人* o9 z/ @0 ?4 m# g) [6 f+ p, W4 s/ k
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Age 32 - 32岁时 ! k0 Q1 } S" |# l" e What I Want in a Man - Revised List 1 G; n/ S/ {# e 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)' g5 x. Z% F. ]7 y/ K9 s% s2 L% w; g3 I/ j
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs! W: @7 R- D1 w
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner & E! N$ D* [( E ]( n: ^ 4. Listens more than talks9 W, V4 G$ V% [; I
5. Laughs at my jokes$ w5 ]+ P9 M$ w# } u( h4 V7 x& _
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease & z4 Z( F5 D1 D$ Y5 r, g, S 7. Owns at least one tie- @8 {: L. H. q' p! g
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal ( i$ r" V5 M; K 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries p) X6 R$ J, I# e2 E. t D8 B0 Q
10. Seeks romance at least once a week. - U V8 N6 ]3 D6 F( H
% Z- P; H2 F8 x$ i& N2 }6 O1 B 我理想的男友标准 - 修订版; P0 _/ [1 v( o
1.五官端正(有头发者优先). V U8 N# u' a$ \( v
2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子 l1 k9 f" P! N [. Y
3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐, C6 T6 Q* j2 j/ ~% W3 e
4.少说多听 % p/ [7 c# R7 b8 A! p 5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑7 G- Y+ u- U' p1 m- y, m
6.逛街的时候帮我拎包: r V8 e2 `% N$ [& X9 O
7.至少有一条领带 " E$ Z/ l0 }" X& R: Q9 l* { 8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐 . F- v/ T# Q- e7 `& m- d; R. ] 9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日 6 u+ J1 K6 m" V# {8 S# w6 z6 y 10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会 ' V2 F0 a# t5 F4 B( l6 ~4 ?: X$ i; B" H
Age 42 - 42岁时 ) K+ Q3 @ z/ a( q( F What I Want in a Man - Revised List- k# W( ^; Y Z! `% h6 l: I& K4 \
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)3 I% e: ^0 \% b" E) a, W9 J" x
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car+ U# x6 @9 l$ k6 g
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally- f; ~* `' a# p2 s1 E
4. Nods head when I'm talking 4 a' t; `4 ]5 j, W' \# ?+ o 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6 Z. X7 k* J! V/ }; s) ?1 {4 a 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture + E" k2 q% \: z/ _6 v G 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach% L0 h: o" v( B2 A9 k
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids % |& l3 _) ?4 w! J# R 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down2 {( i2 s2 v% Q# k7 f
10. Shaves most weekends.8 f, h/ z( r0 B3 X: n7 v/ l! s- J* E0 u
) q6 |' _. J4 Z/ k% j 我理想的男友标准 - 修订版( C7 O2 f' U) b% a2 P0 c' L
1.不太丑(谢顶也可) 5 X4 _9 j% s3 }2 ^0 |; s/ l 2.我上车后才开车 @; `" H5 h2 E1 I4 i( f7 a 3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭! Y- q$ T& Z# @. Z0 V
4.我说话的时候点头6 D1 x F1 M- ^5 D, s+ A
5.通常记得笑话中的妙语 % Y" Z1 G- o! P9 R$ W' f 6.有足够的力气搬家具# o. A9 K& { @6 w
7.没有啤酒肚 , `/ D" T! r/ o& c% N! T6 z 8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟) u) T% O ^! R1 u
9.记得放下马桶座圈9 y9 c |( d. z, T7 b) s. }
10.大多数周末会刮胡子' S! F* y Q3 ?; O* d2 k
9 k) P+ U/ ]/ O& J: p% B& O Age 52 - 52岁时 ! D" f8 o m* J4 j What I Want in a Man - Revised List 0 T/ {3 D/ d7 K: u5 p: r 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed$ c* G0 R' H5 i: ^! l
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 0 @6 O$ v' o0 f. p8 F 3. Doesn't borrow money too often* [7 s- ^8 X' ?/ x2 x3 c
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting" ^3 R* Y9 y2 I4 s, @" _
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times % A; c, E* S. k J) L 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 8 F* o" ]$ U( Y# F3 \ ^9 S$ w 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear9 X4 G8 p) ^+ f( u- b9 h8 ~# r
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 8 y( f( |) I# w* r" r# n 9. Remembers my name on occasion _8 d% {7 Q. v, W F6 o 10. Shaves some weekends.6 U, S1 ]( d) F* I+ }8 G( J
3 j( ~$ S) `. V# z* t5 e; A6 V J# u 我理想的男友标准 - 修订版7 q/ [* W! l! j
1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁2 y5 ~! P2 [9 V
2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒4 ^; _9 y" v% j2 ^4 B9 c
3.向别人借钱不要太频繁0 i* z" `0 z, r$ d9 D, x r4 k+ ?
4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着3 o9 `" K( R% q" W/ m
5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话 5 m! M1 {8 n7 z4 r 6.周末不要一直赖在床上 n3 C L. C! ^, M 7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对 / A7 F: l X5 q# b7 ? 8.欣赏电视晚餐. w! U( k) w. O2 }$ h V
9.必要时记得我的名字$ ~1 @+ X, G" g% y% h) ]7 [
10.有时周末会刮胡子 % S$ ~' k; B Y% J2 {( i+ r( D7 q
Age 62 - 62岁时 ) n" S8 V, P2 H' _" w j4 [4 { What I Want in a Man-Revised List * G' g# ~! w0 G6 q6 } E! X% x0 A 1. Doesn't scare small children% \. U6 ^5 J; y7 l( _
2. Remembers where bathroom is/ T' J4 \% j3 v4 r! R: R
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep ( \$ W/ |9 ^$ B 4. Only snores lightly when asleep0 s" ?$ m. Z( D$ {' b' M
5. Remembers why he's laughing# ~9 P- \5 r x, O- t
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself l: K, i4 e5 L( k5 T7 q9 N 7. Usually wears clothes9 R. N/ d! C0 R* }2 k' ]9 F# s
8. Likes soft foods $ ~ f8 R5 {3 z D. K+ Y6 S 9. Remembers where he left his teeth5 h* h6 R* {) b# @
10. Remembers that it's the weekend. . _5 c! T2 D9 }! h- Z, H& @: O) Z% b# Q
我理想的男友标准-修订版 - F* U' i1 K9 r. O' l) `& c 1.不要吓唬小孩子7 \- n8 o2 v3 T
2.记得浴室在哪 ! E9 m. X: t7 @: {: M5 [5 b 3.不需要太多钱生活3 x" ?$ g, n6 C# ~' k
4.睡着的时候鼾声较小3 m( t- f( s6 D) ?* y" S
5.记得自己为何大笑- h0 E' N" U( t; z- ^0 c8 M
6. 行动自如 ! r2 U. e% O* c8 V. S- a 7.通常穿着衣服 0 U1 z/ D/ r4 A$ x! V7 q2 t 8.喜欢软的食物$ l, J S4 ?1 Y4 H a. q
9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了 $ W0 X# T: b4 G$ B3 j 10.记得哪天是周末 - V8 x) {5 x0 A, j0 g9 O7 ]: e8 C1 c/ I" N* t4 |
Age 72 - 72岁时 1 _9 B& B0 Q" L' c2 l: M What I Want in a Man-Revised List6 \ q0 q9 U& J0 l7 b+ p
1. Breathing& w+ l. z* g$ x( s' r1 D! w
2. Doesn't miss the toilet 0 p& F: i! i$ ?* g 4 n* j' l# ]. W& x# ~. C 我理想的男友标准-修订版 1 @2 D: m+ F8 d7 N. r 1.活的 & V) Y* b* h l. O& s W# P5 { 2.能找到卫生间