美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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( Y4 n; _+ |' X. L4 z: d听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
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I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
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8 |7 Z/ H9 O( v如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
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That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
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/ Z  e7 |  i+ G0 }' o你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
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. ^" u; l6 r2 [$ ]/ DYou have just invented a new form of torture.
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你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

* P8 x2 p. U% i1 R如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

) O% {) i7 j1 g! p3 P4 k) L1 }There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
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You killed my favorite.

0 x. ~2 T4 ~4 {( i2 o% u* o我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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+ T0 F6 B9 x% [/ _It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
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. j' t+ {! C( c你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

9 }9 d! A. v# f/ f: i: w8 wYou’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

; y# \9 Q9 B% r: \你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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6 M7 \6 a1 l5 m, V3 y! R+ \I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

1 W) m) `- C4 F* L- ZImagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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* v6 R5 Q# v5 I3 T& i你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

kenen

我是大上个月给儿子报的可恩学科英语，我发现他的读写能力也在进步。他经常在涂鸦板上写英语给我看，有的时候我真的很惊喜，这个年纪的小朋友，居然能掌握这么多的词汇！遇到可恩学科英语青少年，我觉得很幸运，也诚心地推荐给我身边的小孩！”