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1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.4 p! @: n9 x( [- C$ F# i
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.0 `& w- `- ~1 n8 X- |- Z0 `
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
) ? Z! L) L: ~+ c4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
/ L5 m5 o$ S( U1 X' Z5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
3 @# D/ { ?/ X8 M6. NB . . . Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.
& Y* C& H; k! D T% O7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
/ g* @5 [/ H* q8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
% P9 P3 i/ s9 k# M* _- v9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary., }/ D# E8 v+ S6 L q8 d8 u# n
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
: W5 u R1 _. a0 G' b/ {. h11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
1 P1 X# d( \( v4 e- V5 C12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite./ W0 a- G6 N! R) B6 m! w
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
6 n* d4 s1 V" g14. Eye contact is key.! Y3 \. I% M9 q1 a2 ^' j( u3 h$ k
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.8 {1 [; C; b8 J- K
16. Laugh at our jokes.
9 m8 J' f) B, D2 _: h, k17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
, D2 n& t0 y: L& X18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
0 A: a2 I, j3 C# a; a8 x; n- \6 G7 W2 |19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real./ F" G: ~& p5 y' V5 ?& u
20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win
9 V7 M' o: d8 P! C/ I1 _: L21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.+ ?4 W8 o$ }- t. Q% Q
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
/ |4 r: ]) ?7 M' H% T23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!, A. K+ H" x" \& A( I3 Z. j& a
24. We have an excuse to act *****y at least once a month.& l2 g9 P9 [4 r2 p( V" U% A
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
) _: c/ n: ^ w( @) e! t$ a26. We love surprises!* @; D$ q' D* ]# v" `- Q0 d
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.+ Y, h/ H; ~$ h) E; T/ _
28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.! H" ~. \+ g9 \; @! J. s; C
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
s, `7 A* d# |! Q$ S- T0 c30. Clean your room before we come over.
9 R4 ]' `: |; Z# H! r31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.5 _9 c' C; ?$ ]' Z- E4 r
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
! a9 s* ^4 W5 |8 y4 M9 a33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
9 V% `5 P& F" b( `; N34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
% T5 ?5 L+ T0 ^) B f+ ?# K35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.! U9 s+ Y" S7 T( K) c* t
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
$ X' Q& T5 @0 @* O! `37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.5 W8 A# T- z, t8 a h) q
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
, H9 y- z/ v7 x0 `" K39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.$ M' q% @# _% j4 [, ?! e
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.3 N6 M7 f% k8 R7 {% L
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.8 T% V- h9 ^* w% I7 |, K \
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
. X9 s+ L1 U# B4 L+ f# t43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
4 _: J$ _4 h6 e& t) z5 I" G% I44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
# U2 k9 V2 O: M9 V45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware., u4 g$ t* k7 {+ p: `5 Z; n9 J
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone., O) k$ M* L* Q4 I L- Q# V
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot." l6 ?! T7 e* v/ p. K2 T
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
7 k! s. X4 J. @% K+ u+ }49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
6 l9 J; b& A9 p$ d3 ~50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you. |
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