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We always hear "the rules"
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Now here are the rules from the male side., F1 { D9 \$ U8 u. x) c. i" i
These are our rules!
2 W& ? h; e7 [( [! _* ^4 ]: CPlease note.. these are all numbered "1"
' q7 g2 F% c8 N+ h' nON PURPOSE!: S+ u% `9 X1 S/ a
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
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6 ~) O; ~' G$ R [1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
& N3 U8 H/ C# {3 @, N; _You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.8 E) ] x* O9 _) V8 D) z
We need it up, you need it down.
7 R( m8 G& r V# ?0 z$ G' }You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.% w& S7 u: ~4 o1 f7 B
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
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2 q, q8 y, y/ l* O6 F! yLet it be.' ]# J2 H x- {& m- R. q
! [$ [% j# ^2 V' Z3 z( J1. Shopping is NOT a sport.2 f3 G7 B0 Z7 J( |9 K* g1 Z9 ~/ s
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.0 q1 C/ E0 k4 J1 h g
0 p# x- @# o; L+ L1. Crying is blackmail.- \4 k- u5 b w) k' X9 D+ x
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1. Ask for what you want.
7 r' m( h u" q+ }. I" tLet us be clear on this one:
$ z; r$ S+ g4 A9 |' l3 v* ]Subtle hints do not work!
2 M5 y8 w9 `! H2 c+ L9 W& ]# UStrong hints do not work!
# i+ _0 k! n, z- `0 VObvious hints do not work!' g; j4 M& m2 r- \; t* g& Y! u9 P
Just say it!& y& }9 m! M+ U5 E5 r6 r( W) P
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.0 V! P1 ?+ e' U; e& S
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.* R( @$ ^* b u/ o) r: W
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.0 e) {: D) D0 h& h
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.% r# S+ g% \ U
. P S6 M7 j" d& x1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.1 p- P+ O8 w" I8 Z! r/ @ b% o
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.2 |! q7 ^* [6 f P' {
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one ..9 q+ j+ b$ O0 n/ p/ i2 F
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1. You can either ask us to do something6 @1 @# i: C$ Q: I L4 r( ^
Or tell us how you want it done.
) V! R7 T# f0 s" F; S& eNot both.3 _1 X3 J! r' J2 u
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.& T; x5 C% w2 e, |# r* M) K
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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% f, r) ]; v$ A+ _1 t4 i6 z1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
) I: ^+ h, j* E6 X3 B+ m* YPeach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
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1 c: _8 t- s Y! [" j& O. q0 m1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
: T" n, t' Q6 W6 l5 zWe do that.
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) |5 f9 B% a& z: e1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
3 ^! x7 U, N4 I% P5 UWe know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.+ D5 M( W) d( N2 D
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.; J2 a+ N9 e" i' z6 f
7 I% E, G9 z' s1 v! c1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.& y2 O7 l' C5 Z
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,. L/ A5 Z5 k, s/ ]3 @
or golf.
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1. You have enough clothes.
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6 T6 `2 x+ M* C) c6 x) A+ J1. You have too many shoes.
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!3 \3 U W, G4 k, o0 t
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1. Thank you for reading this.
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But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. |
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