标题: [搞笑] 愚人节搞笑短信合辑 [打印本页] 作者: 古道西风 时间: 2009-4-3 09:35 标题: [搞笑] 愚人节搞笑短信合辑 1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) 4 I; `# Z! K: i
2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?) 3 }+ ^. F+ Q* F) `/ }3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?) + l0 o. c- w& }5 Z$ d9 j4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?) 8 B* Q1 b, ] M' p
5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?) ! Q- o0 m {0 n' k% G6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?) , p& c0 ^$ ~" G6 d+ v7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃? 2 Q* |9 \) |8 _' z- \8 ?7 t4 v2 q8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么? * P6 N% i4 [( H3 K4 C5 v
9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”? 5 A, u/ Q9 d+ c7 c+ ~# ~10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪? : U7 ?6 ~3 U$ A8 B. ~7 E' ^答案： + _5 a- d# L- ~2 E) I; g
1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军) : n5 M1 L/ O5 U( |( ~3 d
2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ) 9 {/ r; p8 ?" Y; N8 {3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 ) , j0 d* ^/ Y- N3 o% y+ Z
4. Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗) % @0 n8 r' v$ b; o: |2 J5.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树) / q; ^1 V7 ]+ \3 q
6.When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时) ! `2 a: I. k9 K' \6 [9 L7.He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。 6 f& p# G2 x1 l: W! O& g# F% \9 {9 I
8.Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。 . I2 C* D& H0 x E0 [( j: L9."What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼? 6 R% P6 E) ^/ W8 b4 D# [
10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中