人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life
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4 ?6 G7 @1 N4 D3 D# y    人之初：At the beginning of life.
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1 P6 O" g" T# C, \9 w+ z    性本善：Sex is good.

    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.

    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
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    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.

5 w$ C# i8 m! O3 M    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

    教之道：The way of learning it
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& F1 V& l+ o8 y$ y; P* i  z    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

6 |* b6 m4 S& s2 M- _( H    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

    子不学：If you don't study hard,

( W; y4 B7 G8 F. g) ?2 @7 N    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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+ k+ d% d. k) V7 O, f/ t  X    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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0 d2 T; q# G& P+ a' I: q    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
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; m! q. d% G& {6 ~% f    教五子 All his five son took it
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) V, v6 a! N, S, r! P% R2 I    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

" F6 F. F: a/ T! J& I    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
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5 T$ J, a1 i$ j7 T5 ?4 R0 e) I    父之过 It is all your fault.
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    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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. P. N% C3 v( v- N: X+ d0 j8 s    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

; w( M+ J% R, G2 Y4 E. D5 a3 T0 x+ B    子不学 You may refuse to study this
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6 Z+ z% e9 L6 v6 y2 @    非所宜 but that is a real mistake

: d* L& C! U/ `. Q8 K7 Z# S8 g    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,

    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,

    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
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    人不学 If you don't learn sex,

    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。