人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life
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    人之初：At the beginning of life.

7 o/ G5 \. ~* f; c( y    性本善：Sex is good.
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" ?; c+ w. H& M7 n1 u' C    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.

7 K5 P$ F5 s' c. x: X    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
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+ F; R& h: V; x7 }& A8 ^    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.

& m  y. H# t" N8 A7 l0 I+ k- b    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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    教之道：The way of learning it
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    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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) l/ y- j. y0 O9 L7 G    子不学：If you don't study hard,

% @8 d  s" r& \' S3 W$ d    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous

    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine

3 ]* N& @! S' C    教五子 All his five son took it
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7 [$ T0 Z- B: a& ]1 n. @4 t    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
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    父之过 It is all your fault.

    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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0 a4 I9 F$ Y! U    子不学 You may refuse to study this
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    非所宜 but that is a real mistake

$ ]2 e4 @7 L% w  _3 e4 F0 N    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,

+ h) R4 f, @6 w0 W    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
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    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.

    人不学 If you don't learn sex,
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    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。