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人之初(搞笑版)

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发表于 2011-3-23 11:49:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
   At the beginning of life
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    人之初:At the beginning of life.
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6 T6 ~% E" X# d- R. t/ L6 T2 q! g    性本善:Sex is good.( B2 g% r: T1 Z& u* E2 y; `
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    性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.& {0 A, o2 i8 T* u, t; n

$ x4 z0 g+ K1 g    习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.( Z7 B5 c2 m+ [( M$ E8 }

  V  c7 k; U$ s6 A; i! _) t# U    苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
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4 z; M  ?) _' k% u    性乃迁:Sex will leave you..* k4 a  l- q5 q3 L3 q& H5 H1 a) U

- K, j5 Y& K% k1 g) Z    教之道:The way of learning it
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5 s$ D+ K0 e, @# C* o! z2 I+ U    贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.2 o, }; h1 X& q6 p. _
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    昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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: j# ]2 T  j8 D2 U. Q" F    择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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    子不学:If you don't study hard,3 q; `4 R# ?7 T/ z8 Y: Y" _

9 x& f+ [' l& B9 e# b3 {    断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.. P+ M* w/ c/ M0 ~3 F
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    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous2 Y' P! W$ w1 t7 |- l- F
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    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
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    教五子 All his five son took it2 z( r" r: [4 |6 n. Q
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    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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; u: ^" J4 v" J2 m    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,  I; M! |: @" N

4 }' P8 T( k- b  n$ R) d    父之过 It is all your fault." S' e2 H1 b- I

2 @1 j+ w1 M' k( Y    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,: x& ~- v. d% n; T' a, h
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    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.1 _; |' a, y9 Y7 i9 x
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    子不学 You may refuse to study this
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    非所宜 but that is a real mistake! v: ~* q" o6 @
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    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
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! U( \, n! V) L& e# r    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged5 K1 M# b9 @6 X0 Y: \% k/ d

, I4 o; k! `( V$ }    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,$ \: @& A9 y0 o

; c3 b. h: d* n! ^    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
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    人不学 If you don't learn sex,3 _2 ]* D) m( \9 g, o3 X

# \# s# i1 M/ W* \    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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发表于 2018-1-20 15:55:42 | 显示全部楼层
现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜,所以我们也不能输在起跑线上,我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训,现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的,身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。
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