人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life
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6 l# T/ C0 P) N) B    人之初：At the beginning of life.
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; b  X4 L) l+ s0 J0 }' a1 @    性本善：Sex is good.

    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
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: c9 Z2 B7 A- }: p/ l+ C    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
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    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.

$ _% Z- b( y) ~    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

0 F# Y6 ~" ?& H; G; v; ~    教之道：The way of learning it

! h. g7 }) c% `! ^7 t( \    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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2 n8 \* \5 Q7 X3 x+ c7 a    子不学：If you don't study hard,

% G5 {7 v& g. T  N9 Z. b  S    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

9 D5 y  h5 l" I) n/ U, K6 c    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous

    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
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6 z9 p0 d% Q; A1 D& a7 v    教五子 All his five son took it
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    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

; G6 P4 j8 D; S' l7 k    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,

    父之过 It is all your fault.

$ Z5 K3 v& H0 [! v/ }    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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0 L* X1 C0 T. ?9 B5 E    子不学 You may refuse to study this

" t5 @4 I, W2 q0 k" N    非所宜 but that is a real mistake
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9 ~3 @, v0 k- r: k  |6 B    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,

% V! l# i& d- E* E    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,

& L8 N$ E, p# h9 J- H    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.

" v: L' h1 j: z8 m' q7 O    人不学 If you don't learn sex,

, \$ O/ P( P2 e+ Q8 n7 v6 x    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。