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人之初(搞笑版)

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发表于 2011-3-23 11:49:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
   At the beginning of life  ?  o2 j: [- v. U' U, S
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: K% S+ U% ?; ?) t4 X& L/ U    人之初:At the beginning of life.; U* O4 V( W/ L) S! X
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    性本善:Sex is good.8 z5 o) Y4 f6 a+ ?$ [; ~1 ]- |

/ s6 N5 E7 G& v4 S& v% N) s    性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.- e' m4 a3 G8 @3 r# m

$ H# H" ^. E  Y8 H2 I# |* _    习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.* g' x4 x: g  s- b7 T% ~+ b
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    苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
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    性乃迁:Sex will leave you..% w' L: L& ~% w2 @0 d1 K# X4 k% q
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    教之道:The way of learning it4 Y: L- P. b. }+ Q) i* n, ]
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    贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.3 V1 H2 G. Q# U1 v

* c  e) ~& o! m( H" X    昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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8 Q: Q  @; B  R5 z- y; |    择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.8 t1 A4 _* ?$ S- d" l

8 r: K( F; z: k    子不学:If you don't study hard,! H) [& X9 [: X) z. r% h+ M

4 H1 F8 p4 G1 Y" _  h    断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.1 k  M: O; b' c4 u* a+ b
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    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous. c7 k! z* \: a) W7 E

1 z, G1 g4 }4 n) Q0 h    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine% O8 k) X; t7 y0 W

( D: ]8 N* p2 P4 y5 p    教五子 All his five son took it
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    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.( u9 G; H5 a( i" l7 K- n# O& N

$ w- D. V/ d8 O0 E" w" ?' v    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
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    父之过 It is all your fault.5 O+ W- r' h( V, m- ~% c
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    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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8 `  n5 @! K7 ?7 H' j    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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    子不学 You may refuse to study this
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    非所宜 but that is a real mistake
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    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,' T6 `3 u) P/ G3 M6 v# w3 A

0 |0 P3 ?: ~8 a- d; o' n- g7 Q    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged1 H+ \+ }9 l# N

8 l0 M7 t4 ?4 ?. n% h* J/ }8 T    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,3 j/ K0 D) p5 H9 v

* b* o# z9 z# |3 F8 x    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.$ o& T5 j: F  N

; Q0 L; O$ c- z$ T6 W    人不学 If you don't learn sex,
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    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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发表于 2018-1-20 15:55:42 | 显示全部楼层
现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜,所以我们也不能输在起跑线上,我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训,现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的,身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。
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