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人之初(搞笑版)

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发表于 2011-3-23 11:49:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
   At the beginning of life
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    人之初:At the beginning of life.
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* u1 `( K" {- N; ^' I    性本善:Sex is good.) ^* X+ q. c" r
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    性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.8 G' i. s# V5 Y/ t+ ^2 x! \8 }
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    习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.3 N7 z. v) b' h3 m3 |- W
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    苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
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    性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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( d1 _9 N8 k% M$ P7 [7 c3 l( |1 H    教之道:The way of learning it
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    贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.  R7 \  F+ {5 D
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    昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng5 I/ e7 N* y# U# m8 @
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    择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.! Z1 k/ W4 t8 n( D

0 \4 y6 [+ M% T$ }0 v3 H    子不学:If you don't study hard,
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    断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.7 B) p7 d- K6 a. p% b

" |9 m9 ?: V3 z7 I' M; Y    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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4 n- u0 T6 Q3 h+ g    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine! h% h4 a/ q+ V, _% u& G

3 k' D4 Z, r" m: j    教五子 All his five son took it
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    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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8 H4 Y" ^+ _+ _; u4 \) v% r  j    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
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    父之过 It is all your fault." g% s: c  C; l6 V* e9 q6 j

2 C$ h& D7 Q: a    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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6 f6 n3 B% D) u9 U6 T7 O  _    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.  P' @* _. m7 d" I" K! c' h

" x0 f+ S4 r( l/ R# k' G: G    子不学 You may refuse to study this% s- ], X! Z4 S- v4 G8 ~: Y
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    非所宜 but that is a real mistake
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3 K) R. b0 v1 U+ o    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
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) t' O. G5 K9 Y& f1 P; \% X    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged" _4 s/ ~% l( t+ U

% g* |- ~  i/ ?: H( y    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
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( P5 G/ ]: Y" M6 u2 k    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.. R- A8 A  N- t& j0 r% f& C
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    人不学 If you don't learn sex,
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! v  o0 m( u6 N4 `' |- o# e4 w    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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发表于 2018-1-20 15:55:42 | 显示全部楼层
现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜,所以我们也不能输在起跑线上,我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训,现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的,身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。
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