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人之初(搞笑版)

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发表于 2011-3-23 11:49:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
   At the beginning of life: `, @$ y( B; g2 N$ F1 P' k) L
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: u4 S4 o( Z0 c: M# n) ~    人之初:At the beginning of life.
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    性本善:Sex is good.
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. ]$ d, u, h) B/ {) l    性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.( l: a! Q& L+ |# u& ~$ L
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    习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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    苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.. R, u$ ]. }. U

# S+ I7 R9 |% O6 D, Y: ~! P5 ?4 n    性乃迁:Sex will leave you..& v' E) K: N( V* ^

1 }$ M/ T6 O, u' g6 a: M    教之道:The way of learning it( K6 G2 a% o( y: [& A" h& y

/ w/ O8 M7 \- s6 h2 n2 h; u* G    贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person./ g% z; w- ~4 T6 m5 t( B

, v* q  @1 p3 Z7 O8 S7 j& C5 w+ L' ?    昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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    择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.% Y) V! d  Y5 `0 h* f
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    子不学:If you don't study hard,7 l( D+ y& E7 G/ L+ h

3 P, L" l3 ^( z) ?5 ?* N    断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.2 k+ D3 k) @  x# n4 r% v; o

3 e8 ]% ]" h- `; c    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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+ \5 A5 f# i6 s+ X; g) f    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
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. t3 i4 c" k1 U, n+ \    教五子 All his five son took it
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! z; Q/ i! r+ O- p    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.) ?- S" {( u" i8 M0 O' Z3 w7 Y

, l" H; \1 {* [6 V) P6 h8 Y    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
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    父之过 It is all your fault.2 h7 o) G. O  T% x
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    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,' U, V1 h5 o  M' [( e) |4 t6 y
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    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.1 h  O& }0 Z4 Q; \" S. A
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    子不学 You may refuse to study this9 l3 |/ [% x0 R

- ?9 x' Y" F: j9 q8 A    非所宜 but that is a real mistake
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    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
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1 g" ?4 x7 v  H* R7 I3 `    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged4 q* `" s7 ~- r1 k: J

( l3 `# Z; l1 t" R/ F- w    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,/ v) z. |4 a; H) u- J3 l* t

/ I; [( L! I/ w* i5 ]+ [    不成器 It won't become hard and strong." ]& z" ?4 j  V/ _. t8 R* M4 H
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    人不学 If you don't learn sex,  y# N4 Q' Q8 c% }2 M
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    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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发表于 2018-1-20 15:55:42 | 显示全部楼层
现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜,所以我们也不能输在起跑线上,我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训,现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的,身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。
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