不同年龄剩女择偶标准

杭州泰弗尔英语

"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
        　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。
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        Age 22 - 22岁时
5 I9 Q" G( |4 K8 Y, [8 E: Q' E        What I Want in a Man - Original List
( M; S7 R7 h" X# i% R, o        1.Handsome
        2. Charming
        3. Financially successful
* Y& s5 U' D3 @: L) G' k        4. A caring listener
        5. Witty
! `2 t' u6 D& x; L! u        6. In good shape
1 ?2 O6 t* K. O0 k( t        7. Dresses with style
' |: V$ v) j& V/ i1 O& w% w' i8 x6 V        8. Appreciates finer things
; q$ U1 f! Q% s+ W        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
5 V1 _9 Z' F& r) r; ~- E7 N, {        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

        我理想的男友标准 - 原版
        1. 英俊
        2.有魅力
        3.有经济实力
+ J: b+ D3 _: @- ?5 I        4.善于倾听
6 u! a7 `7 o1 E4 Z        5.机智
1 `" d' K2 u5 F0 o4 W8 P        6.良好的外形
: z5 S0 z0 g  K8 j0 J! X9 @7 W        7.衣着有品味
        8.欣赏美好事物
        9.充满惊喜
        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人

6 M: D5 t& V# O5 O# Y5 Q        Age 32 - 32岁时
8 s& e( g" S4 i2 U        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
) w( t% F5 L! m; }3 Q        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
# t( o" D% j8 q        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
2 r* d7 V+ F% @" x) U1 u4 K) h        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
8 B  l. q0 L) p0 J/ ]3 ]        4. Listens more than talks
2 \7 B  h% j5 i7 F        5. Laughs at my jokes
9 X) N0 Q3 Z' p        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
        7. Owns at least one tie
: y$ b, j0 y  ?; E! w8 ~' L2 T        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
2 }# \2 z5 L; N        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
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    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
" [( h& j7 o( p; Q: _        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
- u. I( F; Q  T; n  E( p8 x        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
! Q( r; w% l! O  t) Q  R! A        4.少说多听
        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
8 @% L- q4 b; H! T+ |, n, j        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
        7.至少有一条领带
        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
5 X5 E. _$ j6 q( h5 [! R  y' m" ^        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
! N0 ~0 n7 Q& R. D        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会
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        Age 42 - 42岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
5 s4 r5 O8 i' x2 {, l: P' d4 r+ d- A        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
9 J( y2 ]; n2 k        4. Nods head when I'm talking
( U$ p. v/ u3 ^4 N  Q        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
6 Q1 E. k3 X" f        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
# k! H9 C8 J6 _        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
        10. Shaves most weekends.

4 C5 p6 h( {" D5 H- ]  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
; `' p& x3 Y* c0 c        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
        2.我上车后才开车
3 u. ^( P7 H# T  E  P: R        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
2 R8 f& M5 r) ^        4.我说话的时候点头
        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
. W8 `0 d6 D. n+ T: q* v        6.有足够的力气搬家具
/ C" L8 P- }! ~9 a        7.没有啤酒肚
& z* ~1 L! u& r+ J5 F) I( B        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
        9.记得放下马桶座圈
        10.大多数周末会刮胡子

        Age 52 - 52岁时
/ [: Z1 c9 \: @1 b% C  n        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
$ a' s6 T* k$ G4 H9 G+ ^        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
+ s. Z7 t. v  D: I        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
# l# k! ?$ h. @5 K" c% b! v        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
4 Z" H+ D: p% {. _" _/ C; g! w        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
% t: A8 M. S$ K) w/ T* c3 K        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
& H8 v. n7 ~, b        9. Remembers my name on occasion
' ~# r. G6 u2 [2 ]6 ]6 C        10. Shaves some weekends.

8 V" y. `- e( w3 n        我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
' U8 g( n: g% Q1 [) N; g# k  |& t) G        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
4 D: P6 H1 d6 k. X        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
        8.欣赏电视晚餐
) a) P- g) z7 @/ ?        9.必要时记得我的名字
        10.有时周末会刮胡子
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8 T) X; H& k  J3 ~6 p, @" y/ W        Age 62 - 62岁时
$ i1 k3 e8 K6 `- S        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
5 p) f/ q# A, X* m  `        1. Doesn't scare small children
        2. Remembers where bathroom is
) l2 _& P. w: @; U# D' }9 O; ^        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
' [' L3 e, a+ k' Z: m$ A* Z! V        4. Only snores lightly when asleep
# X; b3 W' d  q7 F: Z8 n* @2 W' q8 i0 k        5. Remembers why he's laughing
- _4 U! O: D1 e) n+ l/ J        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
        7. Usually wears clothes
        8. Likes soft foods
" h# [+ [8 p- Q" T, b        9. Remembers where he left his teeth
        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

    我理想的男友标准-修订版
" c' W6 c) k' ?( x9 F, n" O        1.不要吓唬小孩子
) w7 c8 |8 S1 e8 c" W8 S        2.记得浴室在哪
        3.不需要太多钱生活
% O, i) G; q" Q5 P1 S" {% t        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
+ ]) x5 E* R$ r* c+ o7 n- Z        5.记得自己为何大笑
3 q! l! q$ V# d        6. 行动自如
        7.通常穿着衣服
5 i" X3 _  M: _8 i& [- \        8.喜欢软的食物
- S$ a6 M4 x* F        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
        10.记得哪天是周末
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7 v4 I0 \' j! ?        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Breathing
        2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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" i' K' G& P, S% J) X+ f' P0 z+ S        我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.活的
  Q# Z* y, l# C+ C4 s        2.能找到卫生间