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"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.2 q3 z( h5 x: |- X- ?. N0 X# q1 {0 a' Y! S" L
"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。+ S L8 w( r( _5 \
2 q/ l' R9 P, \ Age 22 - 22岁时
, ]4 j, R3 C' M What I Want in a Man - Original List" M/ q0 t* F" b' O7 D7 y
1.Handsome; D0 b& Y, E/ o5 [ A# |# \7 M
2. Charming! }5 x# f6 ^6 c1 t" m5 k, I
3. Financially successful0 O4 N9 N5 j; u5 @
4. A caring listener
8 K! W. m. s7 p8 m: l' c+ \ 5. Witty( W/ I* z" `1 W a; t! x8 J
6. In good shape
, ^! i) G. _) C* ] 7. Dresses with style# t9 {# P+ _, _# [0 z
8. Appreciates finer things
+ F* _: k2 J8 Y 9. Full of thoughtful surprises7 H& h. b( t6 b6 h# Q
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
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我理想的男友标准 - 原版. O) S% O; l& i$ ]
1. 英俊
7 d3 ~+ H- a- Z/ U( f: Y% F5 n) T 2.有魅力
5 ` O, u! t! j# L/ j# f 3.有经济实力
+ ], D7 f u J$ T, ]0 R 4.善于倾听3 n3 H R7 i; D1 F
5.机智$ `3 F2 D. @4 u! @2 w
6.良好的外形7 w6 v/ l8 J9 R+ ]- Q y1 x2 v
7.衣着有品味
3 d, _6 e# U# L* ]' W; ?$ R# ?. ? 8.欣赏美好事物7 ] k3 \+ S2 U$ y- E5 M2 O0 D% `
9.充满惊喜
8 O2 q% E% `3 C8 r 10.富有想象力的浪漫情人8 o! i- ^& E( L# G6 r& y, F s j7 D
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Age 32 - 32岁时 L! g0 E. \: s6 @; Q" p
What I Want in a Man - Revised List
' ^; S; D! ?8 b, a0 s! h7 J 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
$ Q7 H/ I. t( ~- n% b" A1 p6 @$ e5 y 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
0 ^' M& @# k; V+ I 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner% Q+ Z- X) X, ~0 c7 s) _% \6 ]
4. Listens more than talks
, W# h) ]- c/ ?2 N" B 5. Laughs at my jokes
. Q/ s$ ?9 U3 A. z' }" \ 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
; L) o/ Z6 o2 @1 @( `( d 7. Owns at least one tie
8 A2 \& R% t- i% B" W 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal1 O% ]8 S, ^. r: _3 W7 C. \4 q
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries7 o( H; t4 n5 a7 S( D
10. Seeks romance at least once a week. & X) s8 I" {3 V/ v/ s6 F( D
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我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
1 l, ?6 x" k/ I& v& ~4 Y7 M/ I 1.五官端正(有头发者优先)4 w3 Y& e! f0 y/ V `4 J( F- ^ |& D
2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子, R% D! ~% |0 c5 q n/ B- o9 u
3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐7 \- t1 Z5 M* s! g7 a7 q, M- S; [
4.少说多听
: G* a8 v, D3 g. R5 X" O6 F. O 5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑1 I w& v; [( H: Y/ ^
6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
- N( v w0 F. g 7.至少有一条领带
4 w4 t, \9 y: a. X% Q# { 8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐5 [$ m3 @: ~7 m) C
9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
, G3 d8 T" _# |" K8 L1 m" w 10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会
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Age 42 - 42岁时
) D. o( m1 i- u" N g What I Want in a Man - Revised List6 _7 y% [: b( b, X* j! \; S1 L1 u3 f
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
$ T( I+ ~3 Z: S3 L0 T' h 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3 g4 }. j9 m0 q+ ~5 d1 p6 ^ 3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
1 b* G% ~+ D9 n5 }' s. D 4. Nods head when I'm talking
0 c3 k6 J- K0 N/ p6 k4 b1 M 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes1 {9 h( L5 O: x( n2 t% V7 ^
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
0 v$ }; |8 p. \( C0 n7 z 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach* a" G5 X( a- T+ Y
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
% I9 a0 \% R7 V) K- c2 \ 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down# {# o l$ ?0 M, }0 }2 I8 M ]
10. Shaves most weekends.
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5 [* g$ G' f- C" f: C$ D 我理想的男友标准 - 修订版" O* B* Z" p7 J6 M* r
1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
g" I& r4 ^ ?6 i, w3 k& |3 h+ J 2.我上车后才开车* |3 H2 ?( k( q$ Q4 P- ^
3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭- k% M' x6 v% ~
4.我说话的时候点头
6 C( q) I, x0 b: p% d# t V+ h- e 5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
( @6 B+ s6 `0 ` 6.有足够的力气搬家具
# {0 n# J) Z9 a- G 7.没有啤酒肚0 R* H( D& `+ J. t; ]% g/ q+ w% L6 N
8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
5 I. h, G+ b8 X: B; h) u 9.记得放下马桶座圈2 D# ^: }% K& o: |
10.大多数周末会刮胡子
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Age 52 - 52岁时6 I" G! W6 A" T, R
What I Want in a Man - Revised List
- ]% [0 x" D, P% ]3 A 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed' P, h* h9 c' i0 c+ M
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public, g _) a. d) W, A, C0 @% |0 W- [
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
2 [' |( t. O8 m0 {$ b( p 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting: p* F# ?& z/ a& q5 k
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times( N6 O7 @1 W8 _, [) |2 X3 }+ E
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
0 @1 K- V( K% a0 X% C, ` 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
" p" `% O# x3 }# A: A% g; e 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner- d2 r: G" ?( e2 r! Z) t
9. Remembers my name on occasion
- |5 l1 G. F7 f/ B- a 10. Shaves some weekends.& ]% C; w7 l+ q: G9 q8 L- ~
" E' t/ q; v: n/ H9 }1 O. p 我理想的男友标准 - 修订版' z1 Z4 r' z1 s+ h5 P. p9 ^
1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
# [5 W& p( d+ |2 ~ L7 M M- }" h 2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒) j# f( @# p! J6 x; ]; x- @
3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
( n5 H$ ]- z. G 4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
$ Y% I7 }9 [5 ~7 M0 ?, V( j 5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
* u2 D; l2 @+ \ 6.周末不要一直赖在床上7 d* U* B. V1 V, x$ n8 f* }
7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
6 y# A1 {; m5 E% e' P 8.欣赏电视晚餐$ x: \- Y" ]3 J! ?0 ^" A# N9 ~8 ^6 Z
9.必要时记得我的名字
! j2 ?! Z5 ]. N! p7 o 10.有时周末会刮胡子
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Age 62 - 62岁时
0 X5 a/ c% j6 { O What I Want in a Man-Revised List) D5 b" [2 b& I; N" B; e
1. Doesn't scare small children3 w4 i5 y3 r# R* i2 \
2. Remembers where bathroom is2 A9 X8 W4 J( X9 M# C+ ^
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
; U R! r8 E# x b8 m5 r 4. Only snores lightly when asleep: B/ E* U3 [3 V
5. Remembers why he's laughing2 S! B' g, z- x; I9 Y5 _" ?% {
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
4 K" h* W8 a. s* t 7. Usually wears clothes6 k2 Y d+ j( H1 g$ N7 k
8. Likes soft foods* {5 Z0 R! S. v9 v$ Z2 A" q! H+ X
9. Remembers where he left his teeth6 N/ x7 a" y8 m9 P
10. Remembers that it's the weekend.
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1.不要吓唬小孩子' T- p \. _, L; u9 W
2.记得浴室在哪
5 m% s/ F: [4 O/ Q1 A 3.不需要太多钱生活" _' g# R: }- [" o" o
4.睡着的时候鼾声较小( P: B& k; K2 a7 h- P. ]
5.记得自己为何大笑
v& {7 u3 [2 M } 6. 行动自如
% E: G* r) D: X _( K! g3 t: ` 7.通常穿着衣服; c2 O0 g& i. @1 L
8.喜欢软的食物5 f- L6 F. J; t8 [, O
9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
% @# X8 L! [5 V! x, M 10.记得哪天是周末# e( D; I; h, F2 T! s K1 Y5 F
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Age 72 - 72岁时
$ q8 M+ C* t# h8 R# Z. L: e5 k3 G What I Want in a Man-Revised List+ L/ B* A% U; i2 r/ ~, C
1. Breathing) V" N7 Q- I, n
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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8 O f; S3 e5 P0 N8 k 我理想的男友标准-修订版
# T9 v3 H; V1 c+ Y9 l3 E 1.活的, ^9 E4 |3 m# U L7 @4 l
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