不同年龄剩女择偶标准

杭州泰弗尔英语

"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
        　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。

        Age 22 - 22岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Original List
        1.Handsome
        2. Charming
        3. Financially successful
        4. A caring listener
        5. Witty
        6. In good shape
! o& G- L" u9 J* |2 m( G0 m        7. Dresses with style
& P1 |# [: U* }% G: f1 z( O6 i$ j5 b        8. Appreciates finer things
: j# f. |# [6 u: Y" J" {$ a        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
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        我理想的男友标准 - 原版
        1. 英俊
( z) e4 A- Y8 ]! T        2.有魅力
        3.有经济实力
        4.善于倾听
        5.机智
8 `! U3 z0 {/ s) Z; Q) p# Z        6.良好的外形
        7.衣着有品味
        8.欣赏美好事物
2 Q7 ?+ O/ f; Z        9.充满惊喜
( x! v& L, H% ~- _$ s' q# g9 {        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人
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1 }' s& Z) r+ W0 `4 S        Age 32 - 32岁时
; }* s* Q  a6 V$ ]: }. G        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
6 @/ j& R" X! v: M6 H% t7 Q# x        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3 C! q3 I. J8 ~/ A4 w" H# h        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
+ _6 K5 |2 {0 J8 b, \" Z        4. Listens more than talks
        5. Laughs at my jokes
        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
        7. Owns at least one tie
" ?9 a& e& P+ k+ x6 m; B        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
* P3 o/ y/ L: w/ \9 ~: E  V! f        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
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/ m6 ?5 }, I  x, h$ C    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
* B' z3 \: c! a& ~6 m        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
; H& S, |' r+ _' J% _( i) B  i# o4 D( t        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
        4.少说多听
        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
* U' p; m% s3 K& C        7.至少有一条领带
9 C6 k5 d+ w$ A( L) X" }        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
; v" O4 |0 n7 D, m, H  x) G$ {        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会
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2 a9 I1 f/ U0 S% y        Age 42 - 42岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
. y3 M6 Z7 c% l0 J; {# X        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
        4. Nods head when I'm talking
* b& }2 z, G/ |0 [% M2 b5 [9 c) ~        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
9 k& I1 C; e1 x% k        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
$ W5 e$ _' h8 i' c: N        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
" q5 |; n, i/ ?9 d8 O        10. Shaves most weekends.

* N. [! x. O$ }- v0 y  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
: v# L/ S' C; o* N: y0 _$ `        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
        2.我上车后才开车
        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
        4.我说话的时候点头
9 n; w" N1 ]) I. \4 n        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
1 l# K6 _( I7 \: [( q        6.有足够的力气搬家具
        7.没有啤酒肚
% [6 {: A! R+ O5 n        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
6 ~/ x" x& ]" t5 i7 X        9.记得放下马桶座圈
        10.大多数周末会刮胡子

        Age 52 - 52岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
4 y, E! B8 q& m+ {& h, S" C+ n        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
5 ~* a) p& F" p        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
- ?- V* e6 R) T% h+ d9 g        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
+ `% f8 G  {8 a6 O& N. X        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
% E9 h$ r: E! a' Y2 v        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
$ R8 R; K* e4 p/ h' [. q# Z        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
$ ?1 h/ I/ N$ G" f5 K        9. Remembers my name on occasion
        10. Shaves some weekends.
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: n: ?  }  s* T7 d% S$ a, F        我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
* D8 @9 M  H( @$ z0 s2 v6 h2 H& c        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
+ c5 W, M( J- c$ Y1 O        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
5 o9 {+ |) S' l/ ?) |+ U: T: y        8.欣赏电视晚餐
1 w4 c0 u& K- F/ P; W$ R        9.必要时记得我的名字
        10.有时周末会刮胡子
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        Age 62 - 62岁时
' `2 Y2 T1 q/ D4 t. G4 h        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
/ l3 Y) S" [8 t: f. r1 p        1. Doesn't scare small children
) |; e: v0 b6 |& ~' V  c        2. Remembers where bathroom is
  J% i# X  Q, e6 p; Y        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
  s6 j6 \2 J4 n  S8 F        4. Only snores lightly when asleep
8 R" M* O* o! R' u! u        5. Remembers why he's laughing
, m0 r5 s4 J5 k% Z7 P# c        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
$ L9 C2 X. W/ ?        7. Usually wears clothes
        8. Likes soft foods
/ ], Q8 y. P3 f2 e8 ~        9. Remembers where he left his teeth
8 `; b7 x) z/ m        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

- n( o. s6 ~, S8 h+ ^, p, s    我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.不要吓唬小孩子
        2.记得浴室在哪
3 ?  v& p; ], ~( y        3.不需要太多钱生活
        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
        5.记得自己为何大笑
# k, J! c" N0 i' B! `/ `+ X        6. 行动自如
        7.通常穿着衣服
" Y' }4 q  p: s        8.喜欢软的食物
        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
4 i/ z: R0 E2 x* I& y$ t: m0 E4 A( N        10.记得哪天是周末
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        Age 72 - 72岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Breathing
' V, V9 d, h) K& }' y2 o4 B        2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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; u7 Q. S/ m, }3 U( \; t$ r+ \        我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.活的
+ v0 G5 c* s3 R! f+ O        2.能找到卫生间