不同年龄剩女择偶标准

杭州泰弗尔英语

"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
        　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。

2 q/ l' R9 P, \        Age 22 - 22岁时
, ]4 j, R3 C' M        What I Want in a Man - Original List
        1.Handsome
        2. Charming
        3. Financially successful
        4. A caring listener
8 K! W. m. s7 p8 m: l' c+ \        5. Witty
        6. In good shape
, ^! i) G. _) C* ]        7. Dresses with style
        8. Appreciates finer things
+ F* _: k2 J8 Y        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
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        我理想的男友标准 - 原版
        1. 英俊
7 d3 ~+ H- a- Z/ U( f: Y% F5 n) T        2.有魅力
5 `  O, u! t! j# L/ j# f        3.有经济实力
+ ], D7 f  u  J$ T, ]0 R        4.善于倾听
        5.机智
        6.良好的外形
        7.衣着有品味
3 d, _6 e# U# L* ]' W; ?$ R# ?. ?        8.欣赏美好事物
        9.充满惊喜
8 O2 q% E% `3 C8 r        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人

        Age 32 - 32岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
' ^; S; D! ?8 b, a0 s! h7 J        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
$ Q7 H/ I. t( ~- n% b" A1 p6 @$ e5 y        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
0 ^' M& @# k; V+ I        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
        4. Listens more than talks
, W# h) ]- c/ ?2 N" B        5. Laughs at my jokes
. Q/ s$ ?9 U3 A. z' }" \        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
; L) o/ Z6 o2 @1 @( `( d        7. Owns at least one tie
8 A2 \& R% t- i% B" W        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
1 l, ?6 x" k/ I& v& ~4 Y7 M/ I        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
        4.少说多听
: G* a8 v, D3 g. R5 X" O6 F. O        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
- N( v  w0 F. g        7.至少有一条领带
4 w4 t, \9 y: a. X% Q# {        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
, G3 d8 T" _# |" K8 L1 m" w        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会
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        Age 42 - 42岁时
) D. o( m1 i- u" N  g        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
$ T( I+ ~3 Z: S3 L0 T' h        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3 g4 }. j9 m0 q+ ~5 d1 p6 ^        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
1 b* G% ~+ D9 n5 }' s. D        4. Nods head when I'm talking
0 c3 k6 J- K0 N/ p6 k4 b1 M        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
0 v$ }; |8 p. \( C0 n7 z        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
% I9 a0 \% R7 V) K- c2 \        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
        10. Shaves most weekends.
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5 [* g$ G' f- C" f: C$ D  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
  g" I& r4 ^  ?6 i, w3 k& |3 h+ J        2.我上车后才开车
        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
        4.我说话的时候点头
6 C( q) I, x0 b: p% d# t  V+ h- e        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
( @6 B+ s6 `0 `        6.有足够的力气搬家具
# {0 n# J) Z9 a- G        7.没有啤酒肚
        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
5 I. h, G+ b8 X: B; h) u        9.记得放下马桶座圈
        10.大多数周末会刮胡子
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        Age 52 - 52岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
- ]% [0 x" D, P% ]3 A        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
2 [' |( t. O8 m0 {$ b( p        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
0 @1 K- V( K% a0 X% C, `        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
" p" `% O# x3 }# A: A% g; e        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
        9. Remembers my name on occasion
- |5 l1 G. F7 f/ B- a        10. Shaves some weekends.

" E' t/ q; v: n/ H9 }1 O. p        我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
# [5 W& p( d+ |2 ~  L7 M  M- }" h        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
( n5 H$ ]- z. G        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
$ Y% I7 }9 [5 ~7 M0 ?, V( j        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
* u2 D; l2 @+ \        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
6 y# A1 {; m5 E% e' P        8.欣赏电视晚餐
        9.必要时记得我的名字
! j2 ?! Z5 ]. N! p7 o        10.有时周末会刮胡子
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        Age 62 - 62岁时
0 X5 a/ c% j6 {  O        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Doesn't scare small children
        2. Remembers where bathroom is
        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
; U  R! r8 E# x  b8 m5 r        4. Only snores lightly when asleep
        5. Remembers why he's laughing
        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
4 K" h* W8 a. s* t        7. Usually wears clothes
        8. Likes soft foods
        9. Remembers where he left his teeth
        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.
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6 }. B) \- f& K7 v0 S    我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.不要吓唬小孩子
        2.记得浴室在哪
5 m% s/ F: [4 O/ Q1 A        3.不需要太多钱生活
        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
        5.记得自己为何大笑
  v& {7 u3 [2 M  }        6. 行动自如
% E: G* r) D: X  _( K! g3 t: `        7.通常穿着衣服
        8.喜欢软的食物
        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
% @# X8 L! [5 V! x, M        10.记得哪天是周末

        Age 72 - 72岁时
$ q8 M+ C* t# h8 R# Z. L: e5 k3 G        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Breathing
        2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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8 O  f; S3 e5 P0 N8 k        我理想的男友标准-修订版
# T9 v3 H; V1 c+ Y9 l3 E        1.活的
        2.能找到卫生间