美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
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It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

0 @( D4 X. P. d# R' m1 `% @I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
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如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

: t: h4 A0 o" z6 j/ q0 b7 L+ W4 [That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

You have just invented a new form of torture.
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: e' U0 ~8 d$ }9 K0 G你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
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If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
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人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
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You killed my favorite.

我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

4 V4 h, |5 d) {( g0 gIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

, g0 l. S5 X% F2 M: m1 X& @9 ^You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
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/ a9 A. O% }0 q. E你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

; ~5 ~/ u. X' u' ?4 ^6 eI couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

  g6 D, _3 f" v0 M- l) ?想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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; T' M9 D. Z. j; Y, DIt's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

& ^! l3 n( n2 b( Z3 ], X你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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我是大上个月给儿子报的可恩学科英语，我发现他的读写能力也在进步。他经常在涂鸦板上写英语给我看，有的时候我真的很惊喜，这个年纪的小朋友，居然能掌握这么多的词汇！遇到可恩学科英语青少年，我觉得很幸运，也诚心地推荐给我身边的小孩！”