美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

: K: z" M1 e( U  JThat was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

5 `' W0 Q7 z- ~/ L5 c3 ~你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
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You have just invented a new form of torture.

你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
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, D) O9 P# T; aIf you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
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1 ^0 C: d5 u' b; p6 f如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。
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8 b2 p# a( T8 ?! N% BThere's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

( N  f' c" @; R' \& g人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

$ |; d" e# a' L$ h9 o1 E! G5 `( p% bYou killed my favorite.
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' q7 `. T9 a7 V; p- v, k我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
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9 A  L" ?2 `/ i( p你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
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你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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( R* H9 O5 s& `9 h* P0 S& Q你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

) w* z- O% Y+ F2 }0 b/ V/ ?# h' Y想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

kenen

我是大上个月给儿子报的可恩学科英语，我发现他的读写能力也在进步。他经常在涂鸦板上写英语给我看，有的时候我真的很惊喜，这个年纪的小朋友，居然能掌握这么多的词汇！遇到可恩学科英语青少年，我觉得很幸运，也诚心地推荐给我身边的小孩！”