开心一笑。

哥顿国际英语

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1)TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
3 e8 G0 [& H- O! h) L2 }Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
6 k  C# p0 z3 Y% I老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
DID YOUR DAD...
2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
9 q3 P! y; Q. _and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
2 g' n# x* g- C) E" r汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
; n3 R! s; I& C( W吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
4 M, p8 {& C8 `0 T/ g( S. i8 p4 q3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
/ S( V8 Q, p( K7 Q, ]4 ^3 Qand Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
- l! f8 V  F4 h- _/ Z% r8 L7 R. G汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
" B+ H) e" F# z, g9 L2 W8 w5 u7 b) M附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
1 Z5 q5 \/ u5 |5 T$ V0 z3 Z" m一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
9 m8 v; n! w: ^% a* h5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
一盒小火柴
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
  F7 I$ T$ n- Q- s9 E6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
开车
2 f2 L6 ^6 D& p4 K* C9 B3 ~% y父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
. @' \* g/ Y6 c$ O$ a苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
/ r6 ]4 a7 J* u4 Z& a! {7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
2 n" l' n; D* K; p; m  _1 e+ Z“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
3 o8 ]" [) G( V. ?" `& A+ l3 T“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
7 u/ G2 P4 @8 C( [5 g小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
7 H7 c/ V+ x% Z! j“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
, x' I; W3 o9 C# @5 G$ w! A“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
/ p  G: p6 w# W; t$ W) j“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
* q' d+ r- k1 X- `“一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
- i. P% ]: G. x" Q( i. ^5 W3 P9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
( L0 _3 J8 e7 P# p5 r) jTeacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟
9 Z1 H$ V% Q9 |8 @/ C老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
4 j& B! O8 }/ X2 z( }+ o9 {! @老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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