开心一笑。

哥顿国际英语

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1)TOM'S EXCUSE
5 x- b9 m1 F+ a& d7 r0 pTeacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
7 Z8 A) O8 f1 O8 s. j. m* s9 B* YTom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
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1 ]- y1 W; s5 b汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
' R4 ?* _0 ~5 ^9 s汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
DID YOUR DAD...
" U2 |/ J0 e5 {& d! Y6 Y2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
& A3 g( n+ F$ Yand Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
) @/ v2 a- ?+ d1 h6 g7 K) y: k汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
" q6 T* q) K9 R/ [' E吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
2 s* n- g+ ]7 i/ l! X附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
; o9 @) `8 r4 q4 I; n4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
0 |. w+ o: F* H8 G7 ^- g" R# n/ t一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
- m& l8 g8 K( T6 O0 V+ p5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
( C8 T' l9 S' d( z0 p“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
一盒小火柴
, V) w; k. ^  T( Z妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
3 [" @7 |" n+ j" Y+ S  ^“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
; n& c- p/ `* [1 rSusie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
开车
父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
# U; P! ?3 B& @苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
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小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
; L% F( {! [( a0 r“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
  _1 N( m6 R2 k$ F6 B- Y2 i“她是个卖糖果的。”
8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
" I; Z0 e- g8 F" w3 |3 @2 _“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
' d& h% N6 w9 p5 d( L. H“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
4 x3 Z, h& T+ BStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
, d& W: ?- A5 `% wTeacher: Please tell us.
* p9 {+ u7 r1 \Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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两只鸟
6 ~, @3 c/ d1 V  i3 _老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
4 g" K3 |' ^* B& y9 x8 F9 W8 o4 ^学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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