开心一笑。

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  R/ C1 T+ |  Y& D: Z# m1)TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
4 \, y- I6 Z1 w6 k1 `/ TSlow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
: r/ L/ J1 e' ^( s4 [. R% c3 t8 Q6 B2 t汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
0 ?! f! O6 `( H! m  YDID YOUR DAD...
2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
" ^$ b1 w. U# X" T/ v* u0 t7 D5 Iand Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
3 L7 L3 T  \/ a! h) K! [  t; w; i汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
# @2 @* L8 g2 K8 A3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
6 F4 h7 h  R0 c9 O# |& X& N+ P4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
" b: k- Y; d# y& |) D' v& f1 V“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
$ c# @7 j$ A  a4 M5 F  X一盒小火柴
+ |& i/ a4 `) d  L6 [: g6 M妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
! D- a7 [3 m1 \7 O$ I+ O3 k6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
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: w. a* E4 e+ J4 l; O: ^2 K' Z! f父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
4 _+ ^) Q( J- d/ s( B苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
3 ^* z* G$ z& K4 B% a1 y7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
% D" B5 H7 m& Q2 k“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
$ W8 \1 @) j% h& ?“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
$ w$ e6 \/ t* [& C: y“她是个卖糖果的。”
8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
) u) ^8 X9 d5 ?( x“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
; p: z; Y& I' u& n8 E“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
$ y3 S7 K. ^! ^“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
' g$ h, s: V0 ]他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
9 e; ~- D0 K9 K' o% X% n伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
& P" f  M# z$ I+ c* s6 B“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
2 q/ r8 W1 q; C! s5 YStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

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% e, C6 w  G5 u) z* k6 [5 w老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
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# d( Q( K, M8 o) M9 w学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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