Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
4 C' M' Q. `0 g2 Y+ ^: Q! z# i Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile
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2 }9 H. S5 G7 H# N7 `" [4 i& E Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....
L. y/ |7 g% V9 u; s& f Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed
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* P2 D# a/ |: ` Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
2 Y; r# ?$ @3 P6 H" d Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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* [+ W6 T3 z3 f4 V- n4 c Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....) g9 J* }# R4 R5 a$ `4 i* g
Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer; @2 v+ g) j$ `+ G6 \1 V' k+ ^- r* D
things.
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Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....
3 ]9 S4 T2 _: ~) ^ Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive
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4 w% F' R$ o, B# z3 j Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....
' B q$ Q, p6 U$ H) U" @ Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps
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! f3 K0 J7 o5 Q) ?( m, ^ Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....
# ~* o; F6 k# Q( y. L/ G% U t" i A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a% D; q4 i. A! E+ Z
future.
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: @* D0 K* }+ A From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .) M' e! {" ^- z8 j, ?6 d
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.# n1 E9 H$ A, H7 [- d3 D
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
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Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......
" v/ T: Q3 d) W4 L/ r# M Ruled by a dick" ^8 N- l' x' @9 A* `
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