Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
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Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....
+ q8 Y4 x3 ?0 r" u4 g0 e4 C Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed
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Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...0 S6 R8 D3 f! {( S- o# Z0 g" K
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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1 f" a( X# d; Z4 a$ I' l6 l Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....6 K8 T; {" J6 e/ N/ P6 h; Q
Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer
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Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....9 R9 z, }6 r% v# C* X2 F" a6 F$ a
Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive
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5 Z; H5 C5 n2 q Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....1 D/ L5 j6 w }7 p1 H+ F3 O4 f% H
Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps0 t. H" H# d6 o) t2 t: b! {7 c
people away.
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Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....
e& H1 ^1 H: C' D7 k1 { A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a
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From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .
4 E0 e; k& A) e8 r* P Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
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2 H2 I$ e* L: b4 k Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......
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