Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
7 a& I% Q- v/ N* M4 n$ T Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile
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$ Q, g4 N: I. Z* B3 `8 w/ ?6 D Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....
, _& x( n* K/ [. c v0 q2 K Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed8 B- P1 f1 z3 ^+ u
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( h& f9 F" f7 _ Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India.../ A* F- X. ~+ ?2 ]
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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& M7 w8 H1 o' L5 q7 A+ L6 r Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....0 e0 O( a& U: \) {; X
Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer
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Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....
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Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....
: a) ?+ h, c% V S5 Z/ I! }, ^ Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps
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2 c' ~& y$ V( Z& Q( [ Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....7 Y9 x" X0 S/ E* \/ v( P$ z
A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a
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From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .
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Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......) L d2 d& P6 F6 z1 i2 z
Ruled by a dick
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