Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ..../ ^! e1 @' }1 _. G1 v$ R( X
Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile+ ?# i; J5 b, y1 L3 f: d
deltas.
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8 h- U: h2 T% {/ v0 j& D) \ Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....
- N" N0 ?' J9 T0 f! f Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed- B4 n3 o5 m' A
investors.
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( h8 |# K" A8 i+ J2 W Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
2 q# k+ b; w4 D+ q Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.1 X% D% ^1 o( E; l& k
6 s7 i! U* c/ X- H# Q) M Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....
8 n/ l- ^$ u3 w* T" b) S Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer) ^4 V! r" y% h. d' J
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1 `5 U5 X D6 R& y9 z1 } Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....+ x% U) m7 Y6 A H& w- Z
Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive+ y; \0 f5 V' F ?4 v
reconstruction.
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Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....
5 a7 b2 P: e! ]9 E3 Q Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps
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Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....7 T! u! E; ]6 X- J; B$ p2 G
A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a
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From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .% Z1 L- ?# u2 ^! _0 b6 ]/ c
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
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Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......1 Z9 O. ~& c; t+ P: i: p- s5 g
Ruled by a dick' K% d* H3 @+ u \1 `
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