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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. - k: N+ E. n& d' L
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
* I3 G/ l$ Y- V1 X one should love animals. They are so tasty.
/ t* d9 c# [/ D; k 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 , r+ K) p) S( ~2 J0 Y0 g
+ S6 h2 D% H: k4 ^( R; q/ T& R Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
T% t; P1 F: F$ z! r @$ [ 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 # E* E j( ?; y0 o
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. h; x" s' `; W* Y2 C
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。# _- }$ s3 l4 c+ m% n5 F; `9 _
5 I7 p! ~% d( w4 R3 d) g) ^: j& v Behind every successful man,there is a man.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
2 ]3 k b$ M/ o0 S+ K 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。 . ^" y K2 w9 r! b4 N8 g1 Z3 ~
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not theonly thing in life.
- Z' F4 H1 j, E# _# h! _& Z5 ] 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ! I3 c3 x- G# s0 I% x1 Y- c
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。% K+ a; V) O6 x9 z8 a2 M0 A/ ^
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
& ?' b6 J' t Y4 }7 u 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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7 s! B- t0 O- B0 Z Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 M) i% l; w5 R$ ^/ Y 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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N) Q& R' V' s& X% Y% H% l9 h, p Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
) Y( G; u9 `/ v& b( K 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 . B$ |' W. d1 P0 Y* H
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
7 R& u7 q2 Q( o7 V 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。6 v7 s' a+ X5 E6 F" e5 {4 W% y
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. 7 E$ a# Z/ n3 j# F
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。" [, k9 a3 E* s- M
5 I( f) H. h7 `7 g( ?& s There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
" H7 I3 `9 Y$ X o- z 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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5 N! z' |; ^. {" M1 y( z, r “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? , m& e" E1 I- g! B8 Q. J
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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9 s p4 s8 @2 Q; a “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
+ T& O, Y: g5 a* r" l0 l) V8 _ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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' C P6 M$ e* ~6 X0 H God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. $ c% O& {) m# u$ y& l! b) h
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。- P2 {$ R1 E9 L6 o% N8 z
0 ?6 G) `5 `& h! \; h+ n6 N/ O When two’s company, three’s the result!
% u3 z' C3 _. p3 j 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
0 a ?! @7 d& t0 R 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 - o, H0 \) m$ L! G/ s
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. # {- c! g: ?) C
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. , y- `' Y1 q# V y' g% R
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着 。 |
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