职场笑话大家都认为我是头

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Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.

"Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise.
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"Oh," Peter said, "you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work."
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2 Z1 y7 a& y. K+ a. b2 J"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?"

% w/ p- y1 h* l& h& [# I"Jealousy," answered Pete. "All the other workers thought I was the foreman."

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( ]8 y+ t+ T+ z# A皮特告诉他的朋友他刚刚丢掉了工作。
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; ?) P3 y2 Q& H0 s% T! ^“为什么领班会开除你？”朋友诧异地问。

“哦，”皮特说，“你知道领班是什么样的人。他们总是把手插在口袋了，站在旁边看其他人工作。”

& X. b3 M8 ?1 M  |) y2 y- p7 y: j“我们知道是这样。”朋友回答说。“但是为什么他会让你走？”
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' ?. m3 P8 g  ?7 U$ d; ?“嫉妒。”皮特回答。“其他所有的工人都认为我是领班。”