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超搞笑蜗牛买跑车

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发表于 2009-5-5 06:11:54 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
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1 K3 M3 i, k7 t0 ^0 u/ ]2 tThe dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"( |8 U+ A. W( J$ ^+ X

- @- Y# t3 p# B& o! gThe snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."$ w/ o2 c. g+ G. O6 Q: d0 v* h- X1 w

* S5 Y) n. R5 Q" a& OWell, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.5 V' N8 e2 H9 @: \( }2 V

# p# P" b; z9 ^$ }5 K9 n+ M- L7 nThe snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"' K5 H. S6 n2 d1 F. g
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在词酷(nciku。com)上找到的经典笑话
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( D4 X$ S2 {0 A6 V0 R& R  曾经有只蜗牛,它对自己动作慢的名声感到了厌恶和疲倦。他决心去弄些跑得飞快的轮子来改变这种境况。逛了一圈之后,它决定买Datson 240-Z。他去了最近的Datsun经销店,去买Datson 240-Z,但是它想把这辆车重新刷漆,改称240-S。
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  经销商问:“为什么是S呢?”+ Z& @$ T' Y: {6 B) G! h
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  蜗牛回答说:“‘s’代表蜗牛。我想让每一个看见我呼啸而过的人知道是谁在开车。”
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  经销商不想失去把汽车卖给蜗牛这样一个机会,所以他同意收取些许费用,把车重新涂漆。
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! j0 G: |  g/ A* `  Z; g+ F  蜗牛开着它的新车,把自己的余生都用在了快乐地高速行使在告诉公路上。而不论何时任何人看见它飞驰而过的时候,都会说:“哦!看那S-car 。”
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