[原创]教给你最实用的上班不迟到方法

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">方法一：学会下面的挤公交秘籍：不刷牙<span lang="EN-US">,</span>不洗脸<span lang="EN-US">,</span>不洗脚<span lang="EN-US">,</span>不洗澡<span lang="EN-US">......</span>坚持数月后即可见效<span lang="EN-US">.</span>挤车时<span lang="EN-US">,</span>蜂拥的人群会因你身上的恶臭而敬而远之<span lang="EN-US">.</span>何愁挤不上乎<span lang="EN-US">? <p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">适易人群：任何人<span lang="EN-US">. </span>　　　　<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">优点：方便，轻松，在某种意义上满足了部分男人的生活习性<span lang="EN-US">. </span>　　　　<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">缺点：会被认为是乞丐而遭拒绝上车<span lang="EN-US">,</span>也有遭群殴的危险<span lang="EN-US">.</span>也不排除以毁坏公司形象为由而被上司直接<span lang="EN-US">T</span>出大门<span lang="EN-US">.</span>。　　　<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">危险性<span lang="EN-US">:</span>★★ 　　　　实用性<span lang="EN-US">:</span>★★★<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">方法二</span></strong><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">：</span></b><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">买一辆自行车，最好是二手的，可以随便放哪都不用锁。又可以在交通堵塞时，任意穿梭驰骋。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">适易人群：任何人<span lang="EN-US">.<p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">优点：环保，实惠，自由，随意<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">缺点：天气因素有时候需要特别关注，时尚男女也一定要做好骑自行车上下班的善后整理工作。穿着也一定要保险选择啊！<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">危险性<span lang="EN-US">:</span>★★ 　　　　实用性<span lang="EN-US">:</span>★★<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">方法三：努力挣钱，自己买车，想什么时候出门就什么时候出门，可以有效掌握上班路途所用时间。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">优点：舒适，自由，比较被别人看成老板级别人物<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">缺点：油价一路飙升，不得不要时刻注意兜里的<span lang="EN-US">money</span>，和计算你的日常开支啊！而且对天生就懒早晨贪睡的人事效果不是十分明显。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">危险性★★<span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span>实用性<span lang="EN-US">:</span>★★★<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">方法四：创造机会获得意外大奖，得个宝马开着爽爽，意外大奖绝对让你像充了电一样的活力十足，上班迟到那是肯定不可能的了。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">优点：舒适，自由，派气十足，可以随处显摆随处炫耀啊！<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">缺点：高额的油价，还是不得不要时刻计算<span lang="EN-US">money</span>，好在车是免费得来的，所以花点油费还是值得的。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">危险性★★<span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span>实用性<span lang="EN-US">:</span>★★★<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p>

下沙大学生

<p>俺是二者，，</p><p>幸好不穿裙子。哇哈哈。。</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

幻想朋友

好诱人的宝马车啊，多少年前都在幻想开车上班，我想参加这个培训，网址在哪啊。

铵盐解药

这样的好贴不顶就不对了,香车美女都齐了,飞思卡尔要是将车送我就好了.

zhbin88

顶