[听说]三字经的英文版

蓝海风

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
6 v- j. @" E# i0 Y! |习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
% E7 e( |4 f; [1 J" `9 {: b苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
8 Y7 o6 D$ D" ^* @( ^) B性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
7 h: n; P; Y( D; K1 {教之道：The way of learning it
! R/ h2 H8 |0 p$ @: J* r贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
2 Q+ a1 [7 Z% p. j0 c# o2 G! j! j4 z6 F昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
  a7 ~$ W) z" H2 N" T- ?2 p子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
8 d/ `2 [/ D& \) K% {  @$ W有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
, J. t* \( [& Q1 O5 \8 v/ C教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
9 R! L2 Q1 V+ y2 F- n* [, _养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' j, p3 b' ?$ w, E4 H父之过 It is all your fault.
3 I" P: X3 d% m7 A- a) Q4 Z* o教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
) G8 G/ D  q% \5 W6 D  ~# a2 d+ ~" `师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
) o( e4 |6 ^, i0 A9 F( U子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
2 \! n6 N) t. }! R/ G* m幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
1 H, n$ r" }) D7 ^. d2 ~玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
. O8 F1 u/ H* X0 D/ A+ d不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
% h8 v+ Q$ F- i; v) l: u不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

8 x% Q0 o. g6 Y8 f3 S有点搞笑的，呵呵……

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