超爆笑小偷的声辩汗

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提早大抢购
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有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：
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4 @1 S5 T0 k. _: f  m2 d4 A" _‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，

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" I% |% [5 N% |2 u可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’
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9 ~9 Q1 s6 C9 v# D5 d- h/ q% W他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。
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在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的
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很经典噢！！
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Early Big Shopping
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An offender was brought to trial before a judge.
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The judge asked him, "What is the crime you

4 I6 d/ I, _6 q& z0 W4 ]% Q8 u8 fhave committed?" The offender said, "I went

shopping too early during the New Year."
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The judge said, "This is not a crime!

Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how

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1 o( R6 I% Y) ]/ f7 THe answered, "The shop was not yet
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open for business,
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