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提早大抢购
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有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：
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' W8 n% V' W H8 e5 E. H‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，5 M" f9 B! b* u! H! p8 N( T
' R1 y8 k& A5 Y3 f0 U5 B; U% n太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！
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可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’
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3 z* v; w6 s- m; Q+ n$ ^. k3 c5 s他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。
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在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的
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很经典噢！！
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Early Big Shopping2 u4 I' l: V2 e* B: w% l! ?$ C
3 B! j" M* Y2 k6 i1 [" xAn offender was brought to trial before a judge.
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. O/ c! n3 `6 m/ x' ZThe judge asked him, "What is the crime you) v3 Y9 g+ |, A) g/ s, q& Q7 P( M
7 j; b& J, A* P8 g0 c4 }, |have committed?" The offender said, "I went* ^, C- c/ u1 [/ X4 l
! S2 x& [6 l5 n l- Wshopping too early during the New Year."
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The judge said, "This is not a crime!5 @1 @4 P* d" F9 ^0 r7 W
7 O& o3 Q6 G: GIs there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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4 K* V) \3 c; o @; H7 vearly did you go shopping?"
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% c: g5 c% X, ~" I" b2 OHe answered, "The shop was not yet; b- R1 g. N( v
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