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有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：

8 e& h! n3 Y9 [& Q+ @0 K5 }‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，
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& m. K9 M0 ~3 d( {3 d太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！
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9 a7 e8 |9 \6 O: H( d  f5 a' k) ^可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’

  L, N9 j# |4 H. K/ ~9 y他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。
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& {1 A. q& {6 i在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的
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4 b, B0 H& q+ _很经典噢！！

0 q5 o. H. q  {+ @3 m& V' R& DEarly Big Shopping
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3 {, Q% b. ]6 Z. a; T4 c1 BAn offender was brought to trial before a judge.

" p9 y4 p7 Z" i1 e3 XThe judge asked him, "What is the crime you
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6 G8 p( g2 |" q/ chave committed?" The offender said, "I went
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shopping too early during the New Year."

. Z3 o. a# Y) o& a, {6 I7 }The judge said, "This is not a crime!
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Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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early did you go shopping?"

6 \5 Y/ ?; c2 N7 [' f& T" s4 ?He answered, "The shop was not yet

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and I was already inside."

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