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) B8 `- S: r4 E+ Z有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：
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2 z7 T4 b/ g& x3 P‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，
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太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！% ]2 l4 J& Z+ O" e$ [* U! I O' c
* W3 @9 B/ A9 W* r可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’" l$ c9 d4 H# V, _8 S
- N7 m! K% P" c8 m5 y5 _5 z# M他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。
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. C" o7 G; G% V- ?5 {2 d4 I在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的$ f5 i8 c* T/ b+ K" N& H: H
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很经典噢！！
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Early Big Shopping
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5 J0 e5 }% a: k; F% w' }An offender was brought to trial before a judge.
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The judge asked him, "What is the crime you, Y# O% N# H' K' g1 k: T: A0 n
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have committed?" The offender said, "I went \% q( d6 l6 w, ^) G$ c3 X- J
& U9 Q" \2 d1 k; P# @ g* u, kshopping too early during the New Year."6 T3 Z) ^) d' a, |; ?- h$ U! K
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The judge said, "This is not a crime!& U7 U2 @5 y' y! [! @) R L7 i6 v
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Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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( R# J$ G b8 l% I2 d, kHe answered, "The shop was not yet
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open for business,
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