CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
0 R2 C, }/ A) w' R* I02．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
: A8 w! }* C% N" E8 K0 {, x7 B8 T03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
不鸟我，我也不鸟你
' T# Y0 Y. i- ~& I) Z7 g( M( P04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
( w1 K7 }7 @5 |7 h2 l05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
8 T% |; \. R2 L! I9 [# ~5 ]8 t有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
! M5 v! K1 p5 `$ Y9 p彼此彼此
07．You Give Me Stop!!
  U$ |! j% y, W你给我站住！
3 d; |8 F+ [6 y/ ?( d! b+ Y/ A08．know is know noknow is noknow
, n" Y/ C5 i" x- P/ W+ x知之为知之，不知为不知...
7 k, u) l4 d, l09．WATCH SISTER
% ?5 Z3 r, x/ ~; P- A表妹
# e8 X  H; P/ |0 L; o10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
! V) M7 N2 S0 v9 N0 s* _/ A龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
, \! Z" ]5 k  K1 T14．go past no mistake past
1 f  P/ J4 [6 g- @6 _" H0 _: F走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
! \/ @4 g( C! V3 s, A7 i! G6 w老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
) I) w' y, ]+ ]* m+ Zif you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
5 V: q0 |, c& p+ ~8 u: X  v4 c4 @17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
% G2 X! `2 y/ j8 N) `; M我叫李老大，今年25。
: x5 o0 Y/ _0 [8 e( a18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
2 R0 ]9 Q! D+ x/ u% P有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four
7 T" s& f$ U3 u* n& y6 O不三不四
22. seven up eight down
- Y. G: D. b! g2 U七上八下

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