CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
5 P) n  h1 H5 q咱俩谁跟谁阿
) {& T# Z* }: A0 @% J# P1 y02．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
( E  O+ T& j/ r4 d03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
不鸟我，我也不鸟你
; O) W0 v2 [8 [2 N3 s. Y$ g3 I04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
% X2 e1 ]" ~. p: s- b你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
# ?& d1 r$ l$ |: o3 v5 i有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
9 N  k7 D0 d" x彼此彼此
& M: H/ u( N2 c; E07．You Give Me Stop!!
& D( I$ L) M4 ^% n- w' W* i9 J你给我站住！
08．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
, Y9 [( K, @& W5 d09．WATCH SISTER
表妹
* F' x1 R2 U4 Q8 D3 b& c10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
/ E: v- J$ b  V/ X' u4 ^龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
1 T# ]+ m! ]+ Q! L. C, T车祸现场描述
. B. L" A. I: j' e2 k: Q13．heart flower angry open
/ Q$ M! J1 L1 A5 T* I; V心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
8 E6 t. G; m- j9 E: o15．小明：I am sorry!
/ l" R2 x2 r# r5 ~$ H+ }# [老外：I am sorry too!
3 u+ j) X( }- v% C小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
1 b+ L& z! p; K4 x3 q16．If you want money,I have no;
% P$ [( e) M7 \9 o) _6 a4 r( Eif you want life,I have one!
, s4 v; ~& o8 g! h要钱没有，要命一条
  K$ P* Y8 P' k% a3 n" }9 m0 L17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
! L4 R  w( ^! P- A( E9 Y+ ~我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
; |# q$ \8 r5 d你有两下子。
. N- H  l& t% c2 I19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
) l; `+ x" o. Q: I20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
4 O; y+ v4 c* [3 d0 v! X( ]21. no three no four
' U9 w1 |7 F; A, v- \不三不四
22. seven up eight down
3 v8 h5 V% Y$ K& W# {9 V七上八下

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