CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
02．how are you ? how old are you?
$ D. i: T5 l" y: \怎么是你，怎么老是你？
; Z7 w# d; x0 R6 G( ~" k03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
不鸟我，我也不鸟你
! D( s. T3 o+ Y6 N04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
1 r- X- L  h. i* ?05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
8 d4 l  I! c5 N$ J3 \3 ]3 `8 _8 j06．you me you me
; Z0 i# O0 b, E7 z& z* ]2 {彼此彼此
07．You Give Me Stop!!
  }% c! }7 [/ L9 L- Z6 p) A6 S你给我站住！
  `: Q2 M3 k. z( r6 }08．know is know noknow is noknow
. @; t& `7 K3 P$ ?/ {; l知之为知之，不知为不知...
09．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
/ U0 d- [" m+ P2 @7 S龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
- s' N4 W- A, g& T& |  H11．American Chinese not enough
# D% C4 y& ~8 q0 ]美中不足
, N3 x5 a: m& F+ d% [: M; N12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
5 I! F$ U. ~: K$ C' Z车祸现场描述
, J+ X7 e+ S* z$ T, \9 B13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
8 L* t) Q2 G  @! _9 k9 i, j14．go past no mistake past
* Z2 u( p7 z8 C: w1 J+ N  w走过路过，不要错过
7 e2 M9 h, \# s, s% u; J15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
. }% u# X- J8 u: n& _小明：I am sorry three!
  i; [% V, z" }0 ?/ Y" ]老外：What are you sorry for?
. `/ `5 s2 v* K+ f小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
& U8 e3 a# C6 ^3 h) T# A6 h4 o要钱没有，要命一条
1 S8 v" L- o+ {17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
$ a8 h/ V2 h% u我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
! i, J0 J5 m# _) T9 O: g19．as far as you go to die
( Z2 L% p: N0 m7 @+ u有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
5 Z4 [% i( h4 D% R, A, s8 r给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four
不三不四
22. seven up eight down
七上八下

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