CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
- x9 N* c+ _$ h8 q( r& r02．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
9 P1 \$ h: m5 J, v03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
5 @9 T, j4 l) X6 C  P8 _不鸟我，我也不鸟你
& l. C5 ]) y$ V$ W04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
. f8 E0 C# r) q" J7 ^6 }8 |$ b# \你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
% f# h9 e; j) W3 A; [有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
彼此彼此
. t% Z  |: ?; j07．You Give Me Stop!!
7 m& Q) P' o: J; A9 u3 T8 L1 X你给我站住！
4 U% _2 M. K6 W6 n08．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
09．WATCH SISTER
) O. b7 _5 M4 l9 l- i表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
: ?' X8 A' s1 C) ?, y龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
* j3 f! N( W& u: |4 d/ F* D13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
" V( q4 G% |4 n. Z* a* b走过路过，不要错过
/ X9 _# U* `) }/ W15．小明：I am sorry!
( L1 s1 b% ^* }7 p老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
* `+ y  v8 ]: _( D( \老外：What are you sorry for?
0 o: Q4 j! C* q5 k& f- h小明：I am sorry five!
) T) _* W- H5 I, S0 [  ~& p! P8 M16．If you want money,I have no;
  E) J- w3 h, ^7 Oif you want life,I have one!
! B! b% Q8 U' N; U) z" N要钱没有，要命一条
$ k% a4 ^( `" l$ x  n0 E17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
% ~" F5 X9 P# @' J5 @. z' R我叫李老大，今年25。
) [/ m; u6 T, t/ r& G' v) Y18．you have two down son。
" n% s$ T' E. ^5 A6 Y你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
; y1 V5 ]  y$ G5 t) t有多远，死多远！！！！
7 k0 x8 x  s" J) z20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four
不三不四
22. seven up eight down
七上八下

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