CHINESE ENGLISH

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01．we two who and who？
- `( Y) S5 _+ u2 T9 g" a3 m咱俩谁跟谁阿
: O* g% A7 p# T' u* o8 b/ ~; q% m02．how are you ? how old are you?
; b6 y& d$ G6 `* r3 y, ?! L怎么是你，怎么老是你？
+ t# m1 S( e' ?; A03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
$ W( _/ U: s  p& c% P/ }1 R不鸟我，我也不鸟你
, f; i/ q2 q, u3 V1 @7 G' H% ~04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
: s& q+ I% c% U6 a& ]! _05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
& V3 z( [2 ?7 U& b1 `有事起奏，无事退朝
* I1 N% x0 m/ Y' S06．you me you me
& D6 b$ C+ g5 u7 c, m5 h彼此彼此
. I; }/ I% S! t+ p& \9 d, a+ D07．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
$ T: I0 z$ N: w8 Q/ g08．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
. s# C6 a2 D' O: \7 q! s# F9 {09．WATCH SISTER
. X7 Z7 k1 f) o" i% D表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
7 M! \) F( s7 x+ q& _- w" p4 b11．American Chinese not enough
) _' b) L, P/ T& M( _美中不足
  P  j$ U+ y" H3 X12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
8 n3 M* E3 }8 e1 K9 n9 K' v13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
$ @' p  @& \) [- I1 k走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
7 V6 R: U; n# ?/ {+ T* h# u小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
; [( Z. j! V  J& r1 |if you want life,I have one!
9 I' F8 m0 N! e( Q" A要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
. G1 J3 J1 T9 F  _- D6 x我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
6 s8 U# }7 k* s$ S有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four
不三不四
0 Q4 q5 M7 B' w2 Z! ?* C+ K22. seven up eight down
0 N1 {8 x6 Q- h6 n) |七上八下

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