CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
02．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
2 ~6 [& K& J) A% Q" C- R8 k不鸟我，我也不鸟你
6 H% y1 B" d( T/ v" M04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
' ?* a( w& ^8 m有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
3 h& d* O/ h9 {& b2 J1 g5 l: m彼此彼此
07．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
08．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
1 \6 V; V( O' p09．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
- F) T/ m& g, Y7 e1 z# y11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
+ s# d- C" E9 ?. U0 X7 Z& s; K' O$ M车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
7 H3 W% S. a- T, O/ W14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
3 ^( z" k6 b2 L  V6 W; }* f老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
0 T' i: {4 [/ E! T& I; Y16．If you want money,I have no;
& a" b: o! l3 W/ b1 `if you want life,I have one!
! f) N/ m& B( u4 `8 ?4 D1 Z要钱没有，要命一条
; D2 s, M$ u8 D; `, x! i+ r17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
4 ~" ]! D, Y1 _18．you have two down son。
; _1 W1 ?% t5 M, S) u你有两下子。
" g8 r' J4 d3 F% m$ e! ]0 L) [19．as far as you go to die
) k( V% [  A5 l0 G9 e6 g; P3 q有多远，死多远！！！！
9 N/ h! K% y/ I8 v20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four
不三不四
22. seven up eight down
- R6 d1 n& y. p6 d1 i4 u# E5 E七上八下

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