CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
+ T* J4 E& @$ R% o咱俩谁跟谁阿
02．how are you ? how old are you?
0 F) D7 u- V! g% R' q5 i; O怎么是你，怎么老是你？
5 f5 A6 v& L( P; {" q# j0 ]7 a03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
+ L' n9 {( V/ d( N' e不鸟我，我也不鸟你
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
# M5 V/ A! M1 j& b05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
6 G4 r! v  q) O+ K8 U/ s0 d有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
9 Y; i& X. N' c3 Z9 {彼此彼此
07．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
% l) L; F& C5 C5 Z1 w7 C08．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
09．WATCH SISTER
- X/ w- T1 ^, e( N$ Z  K8 S表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
- b5 {4 Y" o% K6 @) B龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
! z% a7 s, F7 w' [# |12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
  r: k4 n  M2 @- }& V5 h5 [1 g车祸现场描述
9 F* E4 B2 b- z5 _+ J- L13．heart flower angry open
$ j! j) m, P" z' [$ U# s$ Z心花怒放
: L/ ~2 M; a7 ]# C# {% S14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
* y7 F) i. M& }1 T老外：I am sorry too!
# U2 l- E# A( [* l+ X2 f小明：I am sorry three!
* A; G7 X$ B! l. Y老外：What are you sorry for?
0 \. k8 \! R! x+ Z% o小明：I am sorry five!
% o4 O5 `- j1 x) H, l16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
. g7 M9 {" f0 R2 p4 ]要钱没有，要命一条
6 }; A" M. ~& p2 E17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
1 l5 r% E* D4 A: `1 x, g5 u! c, ]我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
  }) M4 W* G4 k2 a9 P# o你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
* y) `1 c8 I3 A7 P20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
: \: p9 u* P% f  z21. no three no four
不三不四
22. seven up eight down
七上八下

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