[转帖]How did I come into this world?（我是怎麼來到這世界的？）

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Monday morning....need double espresso, and a joke to start with...
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了... ' G8 V+ n2 z$ a6 y4 K9 Z
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

  "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you  anyway." ( F) ~+ D6 f0 ~/ ^1 U, I
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」 1 h8 M; X1 L- T, t# _( X+ m

   "So why not today? Please!" * r' L' ^ k; |9 k* I
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」 w; J2 y. I+ L4 q! A8 j1 d1 s7 R' s) Z

  "OK, but listen carefully." 3 r0 r' m% U# W1 f/ S
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

  "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. 0 \0 Q5 g- C1 _) @
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，

  In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected  to mom.
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，

  Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. ; t b. e _% @8 C$ ^
那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料， C% X Q/ b2 h: @4 t2 f# e( w

  When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，

  Since it was too late to cancel or delete, . A5 b7 U# R. `3 l
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，

   nine months later we ended up with a virus." L) c9 g+ b8 u
就這樣，九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」

 

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