超爆笑小偷的声辩汗

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提早大抢购
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有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：

‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，

太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！

可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’
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他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。

  D) R6 u$ J% i0 n' T在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的

很经典噢！！
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An offender was brought to trial before a judge.
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The judge asked him, "What is the crime you

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shopping too early during the New Year."
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The judge said, "This is not a crime!
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Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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( V; E5 z; b9 K2 t$ T; rHe answered, "The shop was not yet
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