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提早大抢购4 p+ d9 m: y; I$ Y
' ^( J; t: K* d4 ?1 A有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：
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太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！8 W+ J( I# V" Q$ Z4 E% o/ H5 t
" Q2 ]6 M7 |* z7 k3 S' S S* ?可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’
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他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。
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在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的' c0 M, z' r) w. g
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很经典噢！！$ o- @% N6 k# O2 j2 v4 @$ p' D" T
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) r" e3 y( B) sAn offender was brought to trial before a judge.
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The judge asked him, "What is the crime you
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have committed?" The offender said, "I went; U( c& C: r: L9 P4 v7 l8 Z
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shopping too early during the New Year."; Z+ a, z5 G2 Q2 R
) {, n$ g# p: xThe judge said, "This is not a crime!! f4 Q% d; k% j1 K: z
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Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how$ v, E4 b- N6 t5 ]' ~) U
" i& |- V+ [3 q/ S I: ]early did you go shopping?"2 |8 h: H. Z9 g: J/ g U* l
2 t9 \' g) J) [1 v7 u: `- tHe answered, "The shop was not yet, G9 ?8 ?: t4 _; R% Y; r
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