Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....9 u7 k$ M8 I* v0 l! {1 w4 O
Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile
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Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....
6 N# E0 J- ?* J Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed
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* Z$ Y; m7 X6 h Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
2 h u$ B+ b; f0 w% L, }+ [" ] Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....
( `* {+ q% T6 T! w Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer7 U' W, `) T" r7 S, x( `1 ^1 h
things.
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) ]8 T7 c7 j# n t: B, f Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....# u! m7 V8 e, [& S% F0 e$ g9 h
Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive" M3 r& H$ E; x3 u; P7 i
reconstruction.
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Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....
, T4 D1 Q) k, ~' f# x( U9 R( ` Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps* X( V0 H) i) t" I& i
people away.
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Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....) U9 \* A6 m9 {9 E/ d8 Y( j
A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a
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. h9 I' V9 M/ @) [4 o1 k From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .4 V3 Z, M4 X5 p* S- d8 ^9 ]
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
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Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......5 p/ T; N0 p' ?9 r$ Q- ~
Ruled by a dick6 ?, O' C) D9 z" R- l6 s, @
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