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提早大抢购
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  J; _/ c1 Q  h" S) |' d有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：
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+ z+ Y# C. t# V9 c2 O0 d' H‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，

太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！

( Z( C# x8 Q1 p0 H; b! I% R% N  Y可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’

他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。

* r. I6 @" Y4 W, C4 k在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的
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很经典噢！！

6 u2 K' E* y6 a& \3 p' gEarly Big Shopping

, I3 d, M: b5 Y( u5 {An offender was brought to trial before a judge.
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The judge asked him, "What is the crime you

, g: I' E& L, Z% Q5 C$ Dhave committed?" The offender said, "I went
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2 o6 l0 H5 Q! _shopping too early during the New Year."

The judge said, "This is not a crime!

/ ^: V3 P1 \3 l( ?& K: xIs there a mistake, perhaps? So how

early did you go shopping?"
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# n& K3 ?: R; Q" \6 E1 M6 y; n2 }  {He answered, "The shop was not yet
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and I was already inside."

Aries

宣传英语么 ？
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