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提早大抢购
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( j3 S4 u4 W9 v' Z+ ]+ S$ N有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：$ x! m$ t1 }( h6 A) n
/ E# \4 t' \5 m" d# E& B9 a‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，
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太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！
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可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’
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+ h& k( n+ L# _, w他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。# C& E& p1 a1 |0 X3 O0 u3 Z; z7 L
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在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的
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很经典噢！！
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/ ]4 q4 U2 H. AEarly Big Shopping
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9 z% m$ m; E5 J, h; JAn offender was brought to trial before a judge.0 Y# A0 H8 c6 u' {* E3 ?
3 C! W$ s( r# `0 n7 ?The judge asked him, "What is the crime you; Z! T. u) N. d5 c
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have committed?" The offender said, "I went
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shopping too early during the New Year."2 g, b, O d2 G+ y
9 u3 J5 z! [- z0 eThe judge said, "This is not a crime!
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) _8 @; n$ |/ w6 {$ ^# \Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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early did you go shopping?"- C+ _4 w$ n$ w9 n2 g3 n
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He answered, "The shop was not yet; w* g/ E$ ^$ e4 M6 Q+ F
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open for business,) T) W b' \) {( c: X8 I3 b
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