开心一笑。

哥顿国际英语

1)TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
; a/ y, r! Q1 vTom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
1 m' ^0 _- }" H  _2 Q9 b5 uSlow".
' d) s- y" v$ n. M汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
( y5 B! b4 w3 i% X0 M, XDID YOUR DAD...
2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
# \) x+ p& K' ~; j5 `. [( tand Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
3 M! c& w7 R4 n$ M# [  p吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
, _* m5 ~( T9 i  i; I; l附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
9 v0 b: K6 z0 k% L, H3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
% Y8 p' h5 l% [; q. x# o: hand Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
2 O: L7 G6 r' Z6 B3 n8 d# d汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
  T" ]4 j& j9 u9 H) [吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
" c" E; [4 @9 m* Q$ M附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
' N" Y2 T' d7 n4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
! {. B2 [$ i! r9 R一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
6 t  [# p5 r8 g5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
3 m7 s' o. L& E  [, C* L$ a“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
9 Q5 q: T$ r) O+ j% R一盒小火柴
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
1 y% j% q' k! z+ i0 T“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
" i  W$ k4 O- ?) w4 L6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
, B# k7 O4 w2 Y+ `* `开车
父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
. ?0 L/ h) }0 t- [; D- S% W“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
. ]5 f5 I* L0 F/ f" l小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
/ g# l5 U2 t# q& `+ F+ T, k“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
, N2 Q) _% X/ h3 H- e“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
% q& }5 Y9 y9 |. w他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
8 X# L7 `/ t8 F/ ]  ^$ S“一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
3 E& b3 B2 K, |8 F% D“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
. |" M! n% Q4 C. f“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
$ s- J8 o6 Y; a: YTeacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟
0 n$ Z( G, z" X" k老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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