开心一笑。

哥顿国际英语

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; ?1 s& u; G  z1)TOM'S EXCUSE
+ W! c3 w, b1 [% R7 y% KTeacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
/ M" w% g6 }1 @- F. @. s汤姆的借口
/ }7 c! a; Y+ `; N4 T, l/ D老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
/ v  P3 `4 C$ `  L% O7 r, t5 c汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
- `3 D3 o( m7 q# t  j/ oDID YOUR DAD...
2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
' x4 T1 E' V/ ?6 nand Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
+ h& F; Q" V4 [5 @1 j3 y附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
2 e; X7 s5 F5 s, Hand Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
- Q# _6 P8 s" D* u6 Q% ]/ G吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
4 g! }! x1 B9 X- Q3 N3 j9 @4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
4 T4 h8 c3 Y$ P1 G+ _& P! |: Y一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
9 G# m# c+ H0 g% l% y  S9 {8 a! r5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
6 `2 v) J4 F  M7 _# I) o一盒小火柴
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
, e9 d7 m! d- N9 eSusie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
开车
父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
$ X# ~( K1 x" X2 E, N“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
; Z9 x- v' |* e1 I“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
" R* T6 \6 _6 O; T! J7 K2 O7 K  u“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
6 d, X2 s5 ^% i7 `6 A5 g“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
1 M& }. p6 i9 O/ |4 o9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
. ^% h( |! C5 G9 ~; s* D5 S' LStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
" q3 H$ V7 V( {# j6 Z8 {学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
  {; @  t# V$ h. ?, h学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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