Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
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5 l$ s3 w( k6 S; d Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....; Z# H! g0 n1 F6 z; B8 w) |
Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed
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Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
, M; t1 L6 _5 Y! y1 h' A) x' g Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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5 u2 {/ I$ x% Z Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....) g4 O" l7 B* S0 J
Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer
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; f. O7 N. o( ]7 K8 u Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....' C! B: ?, g* _* ~4 z( O( X$ b
Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive
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Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....
% [9 ^5 N2 d' K/ Q Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps4 g) o, K1 B/ q
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8 N, j2 I, m3 f* _7 ?: q7 d y5 D Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....
" t$ g' s8 r* S1 _; ?% A A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a$ N' g0 @: L; [ C6 D" t/ `
future.
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From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .
% j/ n6 G! M+ r Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN; p' b7 o9 W% Y- G3 i* Y
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Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......* T& L5 |1 M- f) s
Ruled by a dick! T2 g5 D( d% q5 [0 ^$ J8 \! E
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