Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
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Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....
o# t* Y- F9 M/ N P Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed
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Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...3 V/ n: H: s. L) c4 p. c% k
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.1 }3 k, q6 u, T! g
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Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....
9 P2 i3 U7 _7 q Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer
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Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....5 p7 W* O. C" q6 Q- [
Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive
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Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....
, E) I! e3 ^4 H$ L3 T Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps( H& Z; v: @: d8 ~1 P
people away.
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0 W5 @. N# e, b6 A# I7 v4 _! A Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia ....., x, O9 B/ m. h2 ]/ u% I
A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a
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From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .
. v' F; d: i( x8 r$ \$ \! r+ H& _ Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.7 [4 @8 X/ i8 ~
7 l/ M2 C7 ~: ^7 c5 m q THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN. o% I8 ^; F9 v- {
/ k. g* s9 m4 U4 S- u1 p Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......; I U% Z4 l5 I$ {3 o# r. U! k
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