CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
02．how are you ? how old are you?
) v. Z( [; g2 o; [怎么是你，怎么老是你？
* b3 h! n! \9 A5 P03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
7 o9 C( R+ @$ c% p不鸟我，我也不鸟你
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
' T% e# w4 U* Y* \  O你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
2 F2 C4 }. R' p4 W* p% M2 R05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
" D4 t5 G4 ]! k9 P06．you me you me
0 u- l1 J7 ]% x5 ^- z- i- z彼此彼此
07．You Give Me Stop!!
9 `% M. C0 K& v& o& |% R你给我站住！
08．know is know noknow is noknow
: F" u) S4 u  r! j3 h( D知之为知之，不知为不知...
/ A& @# c7 R3 F0 x' n6 E0 ^4 a  d09．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
: |" W, P  `5 ]( f龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
, V2 T1 z( p# d) c( N11．American Chinese not enough
8 ]; Z3 }' S; p美中不足
6 D, i$ G, J: p/ U  d12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
, s8 `- h1 `4 Y8 G车祸现场描述
: u! B6 {; s( O& `) V& h: |: e4 c9 p13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
- ~4 n4 k6 M) A14．go past no mistake past
% \3 E2 G1 a: g/ F; e+ ]) x走过路过，不要错过
) `5 U3 y6 g6 V15．小明：I am sorry!
5 }0 A/ Z1 l9 W! H. M老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
; K2 G, Z; H' k* X9 i  _16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
$ i5 R$ \7 Z: d5 e; t' K17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
6 a/ R( p: [; y3 u我叫李老大，今年25。
* y5 H  `- D9 D" T( I18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
. x6 D1 g7 ~) t; h; J4 L6 e有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
+ |: z" _7 {5 V1 \- L21. no three no four
! n% j& W6 z; ?+ Z不三不四
% k) ^2 S3 o8 v# }( q22. seven up eight down
七上八下

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