CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
$ A, C/ U* s# N咱俩谁跟谁阿
02．how are you ? how old are you?
7 t: B3 z5 Q8 C3 }5 [# `- t0 Q怎么是你，怎么老是你？
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
不鸟我，我也不鸟你
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
7 `7 ~, v9 N' u6 s有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
彼此彼此
) ]' _: i5 s+ z8 ?07．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
08．know is know noknow is noknow
" e' P; d8 a# @4 ^; |/ @& E# K知之为知之，不知为不知...
09．WATCH SISTER
4 H( ]4 G; h8 v' Y% @表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
, x8 }( C' p( b0 a3 C1 |龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
( S/ M4 V/ u( `6 ~( W11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
. F# Y4 B7 I6 m+ v3 z9 P车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
) }! D3 k, ?$ X* t$ U心花怒放
) r8 `# |/ m( j* Y. {8 {! Y; `14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
5 F' W( @% ^' t2 u/ k6 O15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
+ x+ i- e, L/ \, I4 ^小明：I am sorry three!
8 |; k6 F, q# ~9 U: o老外：What are you sorry for?
" l* p% {2 W$ G) R. v小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
  w& f% D& B) fif you want life,I have one!
$ V( Q" G. ^$ u5 J要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
' F( ~, {# G0 l* L8 ~19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four
不三不四
, m) u& v3 c% }5 m1 q22. seven up eight down
七上八下

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