[转帖]How did I come into this world?（我是怎麼來到這世界的？）

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Monday morning....need double espresso, and a joke to start with...
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」 . E- t9 T. j6 i! y3 m

  "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you  anyway." H" p5 z- r& b# f2 u6 q4 q
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」 ! t5 B% i. a& A! ?

   "So why not today? Please!" ) f9 U" _" e0 t! U4 G7 j
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」 ( _/ H* T+ Q2 v

  "OK, but listen carefully."
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」 : b M! v; ^0 e" v

  "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識， ! K, M; l. O$ u

  In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected  to mom. - ~1 D! n5 W2 Y1 t" R. @
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結， 4 d" N0 t+ A7 S; @* m

  Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. $ e: v! b+ F5 n0 H- Y
那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料， & a2 O# e% Z+ B3 i3 U2 E7 M0 f

  When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆， 7 k+ a- G/ v+ V3 ]; u( T

  Since it was too late to cancel or delete, ( U4 I x# a- l6 e' c) M
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，

   nine months later we ended up with a virus."
就這樣，九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」 ( b, z: ~! N8 p7 L( f6 h) P; ^

 

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