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1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
3 u; L$ r4 [4 i0 D% J/ y2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
" N' W- p, U3 w& U( D6 v' G3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.7 R$ e) D7 C+ v$ f7 d' F
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.! `$ Q! M1 E3 e* i* M: x% q
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning. Z& R( K% x2 u# v
6. NB . . . Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.; _* Q6 J) K1 O, a2 }" M" M4 m
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
# W4 s6 ?' D7 m& _- F% X. A d. e8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.9 n( K9 d% P' n6 o
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
* d8 U/ p9 G6 H! ~, U2 s10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.1 ]& U% S: K+ n: j
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).: ~; O4 {& N: L
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.# n- w1 d1 {7 ]! @2 M5 o! j5 }2 a
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.3 V( R( V$ {7 m. o" {( Y* Y
14. Eye contact is key.
" N- {- b4 h z" I( K15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
; {0 d, [5 W, d% e# x8 u. e16. Laugh at our jokes.
4 c) M# A$ [ k( m* d! X, S17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.& O: V2 _* t+ a2 }
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
, m* @& h o# F, H7 ]. `+ x# j) g19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
8 s( ?" L5 l3 D3 b! {20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win, p- M: ?5 D3 l( L* D, ^( E+ c
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.3 l" I2 z( ^' x
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.( V, i9 a- j3 w7 E! y+ E
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
4 ^3 U$ P3 `4 y3 ^% `* |9 g0 C2 v24. We have an excuse to act *****y at least once a month.
& m7 ], z! A8 j7 l$ }$ I0 v4 i25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. O ~+ K3 o% K- F0 e
26. We love surprises!4 N1 u Q/ ?: V8 c, ]5 Q; c) }
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
; s" [" Q2 K! D% t28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.# i% j3 u1 |5 J
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!& G$ M, k( k7 k7 x3 L: x
30. Clean your room before we come over.
2 v1 K3 Z0 K, b+ I, P" W31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.) q# F# o' U, g6 |' F4 s+ Q
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
. Z1 ?: W( q6 C" ~$ h33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.7 w5 q8 h5 A9 C# f. K+ ] B3 M
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.3 I" L& O5 s8 b$ K
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
! v0 ]) h T6 Q36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
2 A; _) M, C6 _# J& W2 v37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.$ S0 w7 S6 I2 Q$ y$ z. x7 k: j
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.0 M3 \: P* V: ?- N' u5 {
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
, {" R- s. X4 c* E+ ~40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
, w; p5 \! w# X9 Z3 W# Q41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
" `8 P3 `5 s" ^8 G; T( T) ]/ I42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.# S% A3 n. u1 d3 e( A# ?
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.- l( R0 b2 ]- |) x
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!3 V; I2 x& C6 R% _& l
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
+ r- U% s0 A9 _( X46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone./ G4 @5 p. Z. H/ J3 v1 L% [( O
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.' i$ N4 n" B: g- v$ |
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
% s- |5 w0 _) h( U49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
5 |, D( ]3 W* a50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you. |
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