人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life


! X# E7 p( d( n7 z1 ^# R    人之初：At the beginning of life.
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! l  A+ ?, A, q- R  X: @    性本善：Sex is good.

    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.

! Z- @( ~7 j" f4 W. i4 [5 r    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.

    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.

    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

    教之道：The way of learning it
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2 N3 U( {* c& }5 B: x    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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    子不学：If you don't study hard,
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    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous

9 I0 K0 i1 X+ a! G0 D    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine

    教五子 All his five son took it
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3 L0 j0 d" e& {$ p  ~* c    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
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    父之过 It is all your fault.
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    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* ^* |' j! f* P- l3 @6 x/ F    子不学 You may refuse to study this

    非所宜 but that is a real mistake

    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
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    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,

6 ]% H0 g) A$ O) ]2 U, l& o$ E' a    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
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    人不学 If you don't learn sex,

    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。