不同年龄剩女择偶标准

杭州泰弗尔英语

"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
, A# B4 u3 n+ z% N        　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。
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        Age 22 - 22岁时
6 h/ r6 Q  [4 r' j- `        What I Want in a Man - Original List
: E' Y8 X" ?5 X1 n1 \- K        1.Handsome
        2. Charming
        3. Financially successful
4 o; k% y" i8 h. @) a( d, a        4. A caring listener
. m% H7 X  T) b' [( u        5. Witty
1 D8 d/ C! V' \) B& V        6. In good shape
' ?% }- x  _6 @+ P+ T# i" z        7. Dresses with style
. l3 Y& h% Q' @, u0 \" V8 A& p        8. Appreciates finer things
" B( c: f, `+ C( U, Z! @; x5 \        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
" {: S/ p. ~- W' x$ ~/ C        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

        我理想的男友标准 - 原版
2 {! Q7 E- F  H' W  m        1. 英俊
        2.有魅力
        3.有经济实力
        4.善于倾听
        5.机智
5 i. y/ H! ]3 n6 H        6.良好的外形
) t/ [( Z0 w0 j1 u+ Y        7.衣着有品味
        8.欣赏美好事物
' i1 c6 i1 M9 J; |5 Z* N  l0 j        9.充满惊喜
        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人
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+ B) Z4 P# A8 t# \5 O3 g4 U7 i# i0 P        Age 32 - 32岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
  x4 _1 k- |6 D  i3 }+ ^        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
1 }. c8 N6 I+ o) D: X- N- i        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
        4. Listens more than talks
        5. Laughs at my jokes
        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
0 o/ P. f1 z9 m$ {        7. Owns at least one tie
# e$ n' i( W/ I: R! ]9 `# G9 r        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
: a* y( c8 }5 Z% t        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
        4.少说多听
        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
. V( B3 ], T% e1 m& G        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
        7.至少有一条领带
- d# s/ |5 ~; M4 R: i        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会
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+ e! ^$ w! c8 E" r, f1 Y9 j  _* ^        Age 42 - 42岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
/ o- V( q$ A9 l1 ]) J        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
2 P, w4 x. w' A$ G: I2 s6 h        4. Nods head when I'm talking
8 K  n0 ~6 C9 _* }) G, J        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
8 s  W1 K% _4 K+ }6 E/ A8 @( k5 t- m        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
9 x6 E* T% n+ w9 G; `  h        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
+ `/ W% _3 O7 A% u* s( _6 P3 v        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
        10. Shaves most weekends.

  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
8 Y4 S$ @6 X$ Y6 u3 B1 f6 Y        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
" Y: b( \' a$ d) o# E! s        2.我上车后才开车
        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
        4.我说话的时候点头
3 G. p9 x# a8 f& O' l3 N8 Q! S2 n        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
        6.有足够的力气搬家具
        7.没有啤酒肚
        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
        9.记得放下马桶座圈
        10.大多数周末会刮胡子

: N; z( J! U1 `! r4 }2 Z        Age 52 - 52岁时
, r) a5 Q7 p" C2 c0 F        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
5 x7 E% |7 f8 N7 {/ {4 u  p        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
$ ~' a7 F) ~# j0 m/ U% ~        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
1 p2 z7 c( w" _* Z( v        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
        9. Remembers my name on occasion
        10. Shaves some weekends.

! `" A5 b$ V! t/ ^; D* v- ^( g' e5 S5 u        我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
3 Y+ ~  o$ o, D        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
" B$ E/ O+ r+ `) T% c        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
1 H. C2 A% Z+ \$ |        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
        8.欣赏电视晚餐
7 Z7 V/ p  u4 F8 O* b6 d        9.必要时记得我的名字
        10.有时周末会刮胡子
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        Age 62 - 62岁时
. q% o; b! o" I& V  F$ `        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Doesn't scare small children
        2. Remembers where bathroom is
' m. o- r" f1 s* p9 W        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
* _9 X* A" p  J' f6 m1 B8 P# F        4. Only snores lightly when asleep
& A" I1 k. V# u& s+ R& i        5. Remembers why he's laughing
, N  i& d6 h1 t        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
        7. Usually wears clothes
) X. o; t7 r& F8 A0 ]( ?8 N* o        8. Likes soft foods
' h, p+ t" _/ q: D6 Z% O, j9 T        9. Remembers where he left his teeth
        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

    我理想的男友标准-修订版
& ?, t' J3 l" i+ V8 }1 d1 b0 D. N7 W        1.不要吓唬小孩子
        2.记得浴室在哪
* z$ }. G1 Y5 Z! {' _# ?7 g        3.不需要太多钱生活
+ T) O: C8 R5 x* g        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
& ?, q' h5 G$ V- Y( {% X2 e7 [        5.记得自己为何大笑
+ H% m- j0 A) k# l        6. 行动自如
- Q# z4 H: D) u, @; L, Q2 y. V! q        7.通常穿着衣服
        8.喜欢软的食物
/ F: [0 K' P( o* X, q/ X: }' a        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
" W* B6 a  G, }. f1 W        10.记得哪天是周末

        Age 72 - 72岁时
$ F! l' ~& A2 W* ]" o        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Breathing
8 ]  `8 t. C2 l0 {0 z$ {  c3 G        2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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        我理想的男友标准-修订版
# Y9 m  X2 \" |; P9 D5 I( v) }        1.活的
: Q+ s0 w6 _, X0 I        2.能找到卫生间