CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
# a& o2 l9 e: \. A! y02．how are you ? how old are you?
8 e. C1 h* G% \+ O6 I4 [怎么是你，怎么老是你？
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
不鸟我，我也不鸟你
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
5 `- s5 h5 |( }# T你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
彼此彼此
9 D) g; m7 I$ ]07．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
5 B  u( x7 h8 g3 o/ P. e% T08．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
09．WATCH SISTER
3 c9 y: q. d" _/ q) H表妹
1 M4 k! s8 K, p10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
, @% {; h  U/ x0 f/ e) W2 x美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
5 M4 R8 V$ I/ x' n1 q$ }. G车祸现场描述
; \  _  _" G5 L) L8 t2 U' j; D% L13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
% ]# F) H+ a* k) q& A) J: G% O! K  H走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
1 p( Q7 U2 ]' A  ?, m) U老外：I am sorry too!
2 b: o) h, l7 K7 H! O小明：I am sorry three!
" A0 }5 ]2 h# T5 w# r, C( U老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
: j0 V2 x  }+ eif you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
3 O3 a4 ^1 b' F6 k17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
2 E; d7 r) }$ S5 U8 p( H18．you have two down son。
+ z" o0 _: m4 O4 ?1 j) J你有两下子。
  G. b9 G1 p* V* X( U. a3 u7 g19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
4 k# @" S: N2 `# O) h2 I给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four
: O+ f2 f8 u4 x4 ~不三不四
7 T" k: m" }6 y! e4 \6 z22. seven up eight down
/ C; k2 @5 u) p/ v* q, }! t七上八下

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