[转帖]How did I come into this world?（我是怎麼來到這世界的？）

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Monday morning....need double espresso, and a joke to start with...
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

  "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you  anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」

   "So why not today? Please!"
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

  "OK, but listen carefully." + y( c& S, w3 }: i! g7 I* b! B
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

  "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識， ( x7 r" f0 L! t: p: |0 l

  In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected  to mom. ( N- g0 d3 t' }; c/ m: L0 I
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結， / W, W5 O N6 ^5 ?

  Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. 8 _( Y! y) A2 M7 s U! b/ v
那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料，

  When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆， ' D( {# O! L* X( N

  Since it was too late to cancel or delete, 8 ~- p9 U6 E7 q
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，

   nine months later we ended up with a virus." " k5 Z( @5 H0 d, C: v' v
就這樣，九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」 $ ^7 V8 Y. B. i5 g7 ~: J: A

 

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