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有个犯人被带到法官面前审案,法官问他:6 A1 G- J F( M; W' l- z
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‘你犯了什么罪?’犯人说:‘因为我在新年时," U# [( F, u' I: [2 Y- U8 g& h
0 [1 i. p* b x m! b4 g太早去采购了。’法官说:‘这不是罪呀!
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( y4 H/ r$ s2 p( N3 Q可能是弄错吧?那你多早去采购呢?’, z4 D3 T/ W& y! v
, z& L- ^* @/ F% f- X# D他说:‘商店还没开门,我就已经进去了。4 t7 \6 g, r+ D
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Early Big Shopping
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An offender was brought to trial before a judge.+ S( w: z6 f @0 e" L4 q* @
! o) K& c( S9 y# {7 p* [The judge asked him, "What is the crime you4 j* e, d' z8 n& @' u: d7 V
8 u4 k& X: O+ J6 Y& `have committed?" The offender said, "I went
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shopping too early during the New Year."
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The judge said, "This is not a crime!* B- W4 }0 c' I$ l6 Z4 ~: c
0 ?' n3 S% y; b2 b, k1 kIs there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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early did you go shopping?"
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( o# Q/ M6 I! @ A6 h8 wHe answered, "The shop was not yet0 P' y; `0 R* a. r o7 B2 V
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and I was already inside." |
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