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7 N" {5 J1 |6 e1 d/ D3 |) e6 N有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：9 a/ R# n0 v+ B
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‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，
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5 i% Q$ t" Q$ q- N0 h+ H" x! D1 I太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！. E) B: q9 v6 a- d
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可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’
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他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。
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# h) b/ C. K. ~9 c& y& [/ ]* GEarly Big Shopping+ l/ w# B- e9 z+ q, a) q4 T6 _
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An offender was brought to trial before a judge.8 {; H* @# _; {( B! n. ~
7 b6 N2 c+ v& NThe judge asked him, "What is the crime you
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4 l, H7 f1 l! o4 T3 i% r+ ohave committed?" The offender said, "I went
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shopping too early during the New Year."/ ?/ }5 U6 M& D
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The judge said, "This is not a crime!
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Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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early did you go shopping?"/ a2 w9 ^9 b4 C7 L$ `
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He answered, "The shop was not yet& X. N/ U& X6 h; b" J0 j& G1 p* L2 G
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and I was already inside." |
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