不同年龄剩女择偶标准

杭州泰弗尔英语

"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
        　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。
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4 C5 d' A& U; v" h6 m/ q4 h7 y        Age 22 - 22岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Original List
        1.Handsome
& t, }" @" }( n        2. Charming
$ `6 T; D3 S5 t; ~" ~        3. Financially successful
        4. A caring listener
4 b2 \% l( y# I+ y2 @        5. Witty
        6. In good shape
        7. Dresses with style
        8. Appreciates finer things
        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
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        我理想的男友标准 - 原版
        1. 英俊
6 H# ?/ ?; y6 w5 W1 T3 R0 s        2.有魅力
9 e4 w4 A7 Q' Y3 e        3.有经济实力
, C* a* m% M# z& f, M4 ?) X        4.善于倾听
        5.机智
        6.良好的外形
& a) v0 o* G0 y6 k% Z* [        7.衣着有品味
# S) v* k% t. }+ w. q        8.欣赏美好事物
        9.充满惊喜
1 n/ x7 c1 C8 m. \3 Y( l5 {        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人
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        Age 32 - 32岁时
& K* F$ E  Y/ n2 g) h        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
        4. Listens more than talks
( r4 }. y9 q% ]: U  A2 C2 @( m# w        5. Laughs at my jokes
        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
# O" a6 P/ p8 u: q" y8 M        7. Owns at least one tie
        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
" u8 K+ B& x0 c        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
6 g' b7 i0 v  x        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
        4.少说多听
        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
        7.至少有一条领带
        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
: t' ^4 Q6 Y6 s; Z        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
9 I8 V, d2 g" T; S- ?        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会

0 ~7 F- Q# K( M, c% ?        Age 42 - 42岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
$ v  U' V2 G* ]% V: ^        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
3 C/ A' x9 z4 w5 ^        4. Nods head when I'm talking
5 I0 Y! |/ E! b) H3 Q        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
1 ?! ~5 }1 V# Y' c2 ?4 \; K        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
- K0 Z. ]( m% ^5 c9 X        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
        10. Shaves most weekends.

  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
% n6 F7 K7 Q0 V" y9 N        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
2 c- n5 h3 l7 Y0 O        2.我上车后才开车
3 Q( v% A* q8 Z. g: r  i# Z" O        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
        4.我说话的时候点头
4 ]( ^% f$ X5 w+ s! H        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
        6.有足够的力气搬家具
        7.没有啤酒肚
$ s/ Z9 F# v* w( B3 ?$ i        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
        9.记得放下马桶座圈
        10.大多数周末会刮胡子
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        Age 52 - 52岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
$ [! G9 a0 _# p+ ]6 u        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
$ j4 _! P0 v9 ?2 X1 D        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
' Z3 ]( a1 x9 P% \$ r        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
5 @) s3 A2 b7 S# S+ m6 A8 I% E        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
: Y  k- `; N9 ~" m& ~% H" F( I: C        9. Remembers my name on occasion
: O/ m5 ]* W7 T% v4 Q, g' _6 F        10. Shaves some weekends.
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/ _& k; d3 ]! T* s2 s4 m" o4 N        我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
3 R/ `" f6 P. S5 m+ b3 Q! g        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
3 c* J/ C% a% Q" m' [        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
* o! z- o) r' K        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
+ j* z4 G5 [7 n5 f  v& V        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
# Z7 d* x( \/ N% V1 G        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
4 p  M& v' a, t1 ?) H        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
7 U/ y( a- r' C8 i6 Z0 @9 B$ N5 J        8.欣赏电视晚餐
        9.必要时记得我的名字
        10.有时周末会刮胡子
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        Age 62 - 62岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Doesn't scare small children
        2. Remembers where bathroom is
        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
# E  _& Y2 u+ U        4. Only snores lightly when asleep
, o( s( s9 }+ I; _        5. Remembers why he's laughing
        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
        7. Usually wears clothes
        8. Likes soft foods
. v: |+ f5 Z+ c5 \# _        9. Remembers where he left his teeth
' x, E( X7 I/ Y. U( @* T        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

    我理想的男友标准-修订版
/ s$ x/ d5 |, O+ w. H0 l* r; \1 Y        1.不要吓唬小孩子
        2.记得浴室在哪
/ q8 x9 v& [+ `. V2 `" f        3.不需要太多钱生活
        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
& _! A( m3 U7 E. B        5.记得自己为何大笑
% s3 v9 R! D! M+ X        6. 行动自如
. c/ U7 Y" I& T" [/ G' V        7.通常穿着衣服
0 u. t; m6 }2 A- x        8.喜欢软的食物
# k# Q- z$ E& O4 X/ D# p; E- p% P        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
' [0 a+ t; v- F        10.记得哪天是周末
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        Age 72 - 72岁时
( w! Q: h" n! U1 d2 `& z8 o* M. X        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
9 C4 r+ |/ K( G! K2 X0 a& l        1. Breathing
9 F5 d; F: Q+ w) ]        2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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        我理想的男友标准-修订版
9 ^( T. D8 j+ e' s# t% l7 Z        1.活的
        2.能找到卫生间