不同年龄剩女择偶标准

杭州泰弗尔英语

"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
& I# v/ g4 E# B4 f        　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。

# P/ j; V. x& i( b2 z        Age 22 - 22岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Original List
6 E( N* v* p+ S* L1 ]        1.Handsome
& R/ B3 h8 N8 Z        2. Charming
& z+ i/ s" ?& P8 f8 `7 z9 ]        3. Financially successful
. d+ N: m: F4 \        4. A caring listener
        5. Witty
        6. In good shape
" e7 N' G' a- B; _        7. Dresses with style
$ q/ q8 v9 j8 ?  k1 H) I' O        8. Appreciates finer things
        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

        我理想的男友标准 - 原版
        1. 英俊
5 K3 h( y" h" f9 R2 i- r' ~: T        2.有魅力
! M2 ?8 Y; ^  f/ G) z        3.有经济实力
        4.善于倾听
        5.机智
" O5 F% _% c% V- u- s& [        6.良好的外形
; O5 e; Z! K' w' I0 @; O        7.衣着有品味
        8.欣赏美好事物
        9.充满惊喜
! m6 z: j1 b) x) ~* Z$ ]2 s+ s        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人

3 F, X( H- M* l2 n9 n5 T# K        Age 32 - 32岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
' ^: b3 \9 W; c        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
+ K: c3 }3 q0 c/ B; ?        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
( U' g# T- n7 C        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
        4. Listens more than talks
2 v0 p& }, M1 H        5. Laughs at my jokes
" Y0 `3 r( y. p8 g- w& ?- B        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
        7. Owns at least one tie
, }1 T  [/ N; p" ]        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
+ ^$ l4 r5 s: |5 S- U  B/ S        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
9 |' U$ k, v9 d/ w  y! t        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
        4.少说多听
        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
        7.至少有一条领带
; B8 ?' u% X# H6 r9 h0 _8 L6 y        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
! M9 R8 |1 ]# r$ J5 {* R( g7 s        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会
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        Age 42 - 42岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
        4. Nods head when I'm talking
        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
+ J+ p4 ]. ]9 Q9 N* c5 _8 M: M, @        10. Shaves most weekends.
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4 B. d7 B; J5 k4 H  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
: P! w% `: G) i7 h: Q        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
% ^+ ^( i; z, r( U" k4 U        2.我上车后才开车
9 B+ s% ~6 M1 Z, }& n: P7 s$ p" ~2 U        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
' G4 q$ ]2 D$ K. @% i# Q        4.我说话的时候点头
        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
        6.有足够的力气搬家具
        7.没有啤酒肚
        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
        9.记得放下马桶座圈
        10.大多数周末会刮胡子

        Age 52 - 52岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
  q6 n2 I2 W8 n0 T% B% u        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
) h/ H$ N1 P1 u% _# H  V: `        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
9 ~% P5 v. z0 m+ C0 [! g        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
5 p% V/ O3 G; p6 d; j2 g% P. R5 k        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
& C( a% N4 U6 Y1 V) {0 x" A1 o        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
6 T0 o( s7 e) o1 j, x% e$ g        9. Remembers my name on occasion
# H) m7 `" B% N" H8 U        10. Shaves some weekends.
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' `8 w6 z0 N! X$ v5 \3 }' O& x- a- H        我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
1 d( s. U# K+ @: z        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
9 M; y' i3 z7 S0 P        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
, Z9 a# c, J/ e4 `& H# Z        8.欣赏电视晚餐
        9.必要时记得我的名字
        10.有时周末会刮胡子

        Age 62 - 62岁时
) X2 t* [- u6 t- p6 A        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
/ f% T* `$ G9 \6 u; ~2 u$ p" X        1. Doesn't scare small children
        2. Remembers where bathroom is
        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
        4. Only snores lightly when asleep
4 V% y0 t! r- ]* P5 _/ q) Y( |        5. Remembers why he's laughing
        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
        7. Usually wears clothes
) T" h, w  O1 q1 N7 b        8. Likes soft foods
8 R1 W3 j- X8 G+ Q# \        9. Remembers where he left his teeth
5 i3 t) A+ e$ |' g- c        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.
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    我理想的男友标准-修订版
& v: @; x6 q& W6 Q% b" G! p3 I        1.不要吓唬小孩子
4 {! x2 J2 Z, h! }8 k        2.记得浴室在哪
        3.不需要太多钱生活
- ?! d6 c$ D; p2 L        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
        5.记得自己为何大笑
- S& g$ y9 m' i5 e0 Q; L7 x1 c5 _        6. 行动自如
3 P" g$ \5 k2 u; l- s: Q        7.通常穿着衣服
        8.喜欢软的食物
6 `# n; z5 d, J, e3 @$ @: m) T        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
0 s) U6 h$ S4 f" G) \$ f        10.记得哪天是周末

0 i4 J" g+ j% f5 H        Age 72 - 72岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
  c: G* R- H. O        1. Breathing
8 W3 L5 f6 N, K0 p& ~  e        2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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, v4 d3 m2 l8 P- g) H$ ]4 E. O        我理想的男友标准-修订版
/ ]# R" F! @# `7 A4 b        1.活的
        2.能找到卫生间