Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
; Y$ g9 B- `9 Q+ a8 d8 f/ h$ T5 m. R Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile" L' _1 O2 ?- `$ Q1 A8 y: r
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Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....4 N; z5 u* N( j) [+ ^/ K l
Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed
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Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...6 t6 S+ D- D& ?% O- {
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....& y# g. M) b3 _6 l
Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer; E! F& @$ y) {% f8 q& A# E
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- z- E$ P% F, F Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia ....." Q( f' C1 `" `9 s# [4 T0 Q
Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive
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Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....6 Z7 k# r# z/ w5 y" g
Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps& w9 h, P+ c2 j/ l9 F* C" z
people away.
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Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....
" c! }+ s3 Q( s( _3 H$ J7 s A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a. H! c$ x3 j5 V: `9 y- a6 _5 y( f
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From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .5 @& p$ m* C* x: @/ Q
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. e Y0 F. n6 F, M; p! B" A4 r
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
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Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq......./ g2 m( D7 U/ p# p3 M3 J& |
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