[转帖]How did I come into this world?（我是怎麼來到這世界的？）

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Monday morning....need double espresso, and a joke to start with...
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了... % o, ?! i, D+ b0 O5 A, T
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?" 7 j* g5 ? F: I
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

  "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you  anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」

   "So why not today? Please!"
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」 & j. w. S5 b) ?7 h2 O/ S

  "OK, but listen carefully." 2 P1 G1 p. P. a/ D* D& g2 ]
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」 2 ~5 A2 r8 d8 q# C; p

  "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，

  In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected  to mom.
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結， 9 p o7 g6 L: e6 B& w% A5 p

  Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. ; s( \" ]$ D8 f' |# b. B. A
那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料， . f, G) I8 U9 t* L7 X

  When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. 0 D6 n! B# O( b8 |6 H
當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，

  Since it was too late to cancel or delete, 8 A- }7 _- s" O G7 s3 X& D; ]( G
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚， 8 K( p0 f c+ \9 z& [

   nine months later we ended up with a virus."
就這樣，九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」

 

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