[搞笑] 愚人节搞笑短信合辑

古道西风

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
. o+ I4 |2 c4 Z3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
4 U4 {8 Z  h2 Z4 n; e6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
* @6 {* s% E  _/ |" q# e- f8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
, z, ?" }* x1 k7 X7 [+ H% {9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
答案：
* U2 T+ n+ p( q! s2 ?* [1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)
) z9 u" `/ x9 d1 D; r2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
2 V/ r/ H0 {+ Z5 z8 H# E/ A" v4. Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
! \# _! O" W  c- @5.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
, @& ?' X; z( C' z  l! d/ C/ u# N6.When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
3 B9 t; I( H% ]' d* Q6 \. ]7.He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
" L5 v, G9 n. D: h5 y" L8.Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
- g; ]" W6 ]; M; ?- R* L+ i8 |9."What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
$ D! @% T0 g3 J: l1 x# q9 i10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中