超爆笑小偷的声辩汗

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提早大抢购

- A! H- |. L& M" a有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：

‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，

4 L, f. D9 ^# m+ O9 T4 V/ |太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！

可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’

他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。
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很经典噢！！

Early Big Shopping

$ A( W" A% ^1 V1 S1 M1 J6 K1 Z# AAn offender was brought to trial before a judge.

The judge asked him, "What is the crime you
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have committed?" The offender said, "I went

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The judge said, "This is not a crime!

Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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early did you go shopping?"
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He answered, "The shop was not yet

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and I was already inside."

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