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提早大抢购

有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：

‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，
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他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。

在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的

很经典噢！！
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Early Big Shopping
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The judge asked him, "What is the crime you

have committed?" The offender said, "I went
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The judge said, "This is not a crime!
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Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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early did you go shopping?"
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- Y  B6 p0 Q4 dHe answered, "The shop was not yet
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and I was already inside."

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宣传英语么 ？
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