开心一笑。

哥顿国际英语

6 h+ u9 b8 e# }. @0 M5 E, o1)TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
# m9 l5 a/ M' W汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
4 A6 ^/ i2 g. A; _7 |; j7 k汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
DID YOUR DAD...
2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
9 p! F) n$ Y- R- h5 |and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
# S) B8 y( a7 t4 h吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
7 \! Y  K4 b% h  A3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
  v2 z6 ], r  x- ]5 A# }附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
# S$ @6 @% c" i0 c5 M一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
一盒小火柴
) K& t* a2 n; y$ X0 A妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
; r8 D$ \& G& o# s8 c# J# t5 T6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
3 Q5 z+ j9 C, R5 W/ T) ]Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
开车
6 k) `2 r4 u8 a# ]父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
4 }: \. n% q! o3 p+ i  ?! g7 V苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
+ _% z  o! n* Y1 U* T7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
9 [2 m' ~8 J2 q+ L! U: p“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
' l' W4 G' ^( F" ?“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
3 r/ g& a% a, L7 l& P“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
9 J$ \: G: T! w/ b4 |“她是个卖糖果的。”
8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
4 c) H( |  V( d# c4 E“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
  Z8 i5 H2 ]' v- i8 {“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
7 s3 p, Q+ S* J) ^& Z3 W6 t他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
6 W& `4 ]4 d5 V伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
( T+ Y  i5 ]5 B0 ]+ p& q  w; y“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
+ q/ y; S, @3 a9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
; k' h* U3 r4 K5 jStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

' x) g- ]0 S0 k$ D( T: t. C两只鸟
# o; _5 Q1 {* V老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
3 `( H: m6 ^3 I8 A$ o学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
9 r& z- P9 _$ K4 G" \学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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