Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
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Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
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1 f4 C5 h) s+ E) G9 {9 TQuestion: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
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Question: How can you say so?
! F2 v: B. c% ~' FMs Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
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- x$ b2 j  ~8 B' g# D1 ], _Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
. |  l- X; E8 s7 B- ?/ qMs Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
7 H& x# j- G& h$ @! U/ ]- c; P# dMs Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
- B: b& |' x5 G! k% v6 n! k(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
1 f8 W8 b" n2 b' D- U( mMs Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
3 n1 O: a+ K6 x- |' f7 LQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
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  P% A, J8 X. D# ^% y(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
& X- |3 Y4 D/ Q& v2 ?  l1 wMs India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
7 ^( ^6 W" e: A, r, w# j$ CQuestion: How can you say so?

Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

' S, ^& c! P/ ?5 |0 T- o# T/ RQuestion: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
car.
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& _& i* j' W3 x6 }Question: How can you say so?
; B# @) N) p3 ~  y8 ^Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

0 a0 B9 _# T5 l: M(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
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! |2 q& X& D5 s% r" k" t' NQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

. }( K6 p9 q" \2 M7 XMs Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
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( j0 m, X; [/ F5 j  g. C" R5 b. W. O$ WQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

2 [3 J1 N; ~# nQuestion: How can you say so?
; b* [( |. w0 L; ~; c7 f. {Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~

czy

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